Super Meanie Genie!

Granted. Now you're back to the incredibly boring and uneventful life you had before "logging on".

Book 'em Dano.

Granted. They are all booked, on your recommendation. But they are all innocent and you now have a heck of a false imprisonment lawsuit on your hands.

I wish I could fly.

You're now soaring, Mr. Sanders. But now you must watch a Foo Fighters and a Pink Floyd video.

Sic em, Waldo.

Granted: Thus is Waldo, indeed.

I wish for realistic expectations.

Granted. You can expect that someone will not play the Rec Room games correctly.

I wish all my batteries would last longer.

granted
but now you're pink with big ears & keep going & going





wish I may, wish I might, wish upon a star tonight

Granted. You are now standing in the intense heat and gravity of the sun, subsequently being cooked and crushed.

I wish for more time.

Granted.

But you're still ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Frittering and wasting the hours in an offhand way.

I WISH FOR A BREAKTHRU

Granted. A drunk driver will lose control of his vehicle and break through your living room wall in 3, 2, 1...

I wish to be able to fly.

Granted. You are now trapped in a perpetual rerun of the 1986 adaptation of The Fly as the titular insect.

I wish this headache would go away.

Granted. You are now headless.

I wish my taxes were done.

Granted. You no longer have property or income, and therefore no taxes.

I wish my carpets were clean.

.

Granted. Your carpets have been completely and meticulously cleaned...by forensic scientists working for the homicide division. The boys downtown would like to have a word with you.

I wish I had a big, juicy cheeseburger.

Granted. But afterward you go raving crazy. Mad cow disease is back!

Gimme shelter

Granted. You are now a lice-covered meth addict being lovingly sheltered on a mouldy mattress, in a damp corner, of a severely overpopulated and underfunded inner city shelter.

I wish I didn't need to pay for groceries

The same rat infested shelter you banished me to will be having a food pantry soon. I'll save you a spot in line.

Drop me in the water.

granted
but you've been picked up by the quarantined ship
who knows when you'll ever return home







wishing we could go back in time for a day
guess I'm wishing for a time machine, lol

Granted, but it is stuck in gear, so you repeat the same day interminably until you wither away from old age yourself.

I wish I had time to read my book in peace.

Granted. You have plenty of time, but I've replaced your book with this one:



I wish to be a great mathematician.