New evidence proves Charles Darwin was a bad person

SLP

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If this doesn't stop evolutionists from following in the footsteps of their Israel-hating, God-denying Archmage Charles Darwin then I don't know what will.

For those who are not informed, evolution is a religion just like creationism, and its leaders are Richard Dawkins (confirmed sexist), Charles Darwin, and of course, Seth Mcfarlane (confirmed antichrist).

Recently, it's been discovered that Charles Darwin cheated on his wife.

Are you sure this is who you want to follow into the afterlife, atheists? Think carefully.

Jesus: Died for your sins

Charles Darwin: Died so you would sin.

Think about your soul.

[if not Poe]And you worship a serial adulterer and worshiper of money.
 
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Oh how I yearn to return to biblical times.

When bacteria did not harm humans and were all our friend. When drinking infected water made one stronger. When the paramecium lay with the amoeba.

When all asexual organisms split but one time only, and those two halves remained together for all time.

But we might not return there. Because selfish, greedy, atheist witches have chosen to follow known Antichrist Charles Darwin down a path of sin and depravity. "Natural Selection" does not mean what you've been taught.

Have you never read Shakespeare? In those days, old words didn't mean the same things as they do now. "Fart" didn't even mean flatulence back then.

In those days, "Natural Selection" actually meant "Destroy Jesus." It was a code word said in underground meetings by devil worshipers and the beginning of what would eventually become the democratic party.

I used to write humor for a living, so I know a thing or two about it. I have no idea whether your posts are entirely serious or tongue-in-cheek, but I'm seeing a gift for wackiness that you really ought to consider developing. What a hoot!
 
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