Dad Jokes =Bad Jokes

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when I graduated highschool. I wanted to take the money that people gifted me and buy a motorcycle.
But my Mom said, "your uncle Bobby wanted to do the same thing. He graduated, took his gift money and bought a motorcycle and got killed riding it. Im not going thru that again...………………...

You can have his motorcycle."
 
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When I was a kid, my dad had a mint-condition, Mickey Mantle rookie baseball card. It was his most prized possession; he kept it between two pieces of plastic. But I didn't know any better. I took it to school one day and traded it for a candy bar. Do you know what that baseball card is worth today? My relationship with my father.
 
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Lady next door had a baby born without ears. When we got ready to go visit, and to see the baby, I explained to my kids about manners, and told them directly not to say anything about his ears/ lack of ears.

They were so good! —ooh-ing and awe-ing about how cute and sweet he was, until finally, my 6 year old asked, "Can he see ok?"

"Well, yes, dear, the Doctor says he can see just fine!"

"Oh good! 'Cause he'll never be able to wear glasses!"
 
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