Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

Bad news: Your dentist won't be happy

Good news- I have strong enamel and dentin.

Bad news for the trolls.

More bad news: A gang of pirates decide to try to steal @LaSorcia's beautiful pearly-whites.

Bad news- those were actually my grandma's dentures, and now she's out of luck.

Bad news: She tends to overdo those with vodka smoothies and jello shots.

Good news: The @LaSorcia dutifully waters down the vodka so that her grandma doesn't find out that laSorcia has already drunk most of it. Her grandma drinks far less than intended.

Bad news- I forgot to water down her vodka and now she's passed out!

Good news: Thought @LaSorcia. 'There's half a bottle left!'

Bad news: It was backroom moonshine Vodka, so now everyone has gone blind from methanol poisoning.

Good news- I have a screen reader, so I can still post here.

Bad news: @LaSorcia misses out on this view. (@DavidFirth )

Good news- It's a miracle! I've been healed and can see again!

bad news: the faith healer that laid hands on LaSorcia, to restore her sight, is a tare in the kingdom of God and is in danger of hearing Matthew 7:23

Good news: God is gracious and allows LaSorcia's healing to stand, while the faith healer is transformed to wheat by virtue of seeing God's graciousness towards LaSorcia. The end.

Sam91 said:

Bad news: @DavidFirth has to tolerate Sam91 posting pics of the view from his bridge, yet again.

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Bad news: @Sam91 is on me bridge and I'm not!

Good news: Life is a metaphorical bridge, so now we're all just sitting on the bridge of life happily waiting for some bad news.

Good news: No man is an Island, so even if the bridge is out, you can always walk around.