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Last night I had one of the most realistic dreams ever had: A dream about Joe Rogan interviewing Dalia Hernandez on his podcast.

You need to get over this chick.. lol..
 
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And you need to get over Bette Davis!

I did! I threw that old pile of bones away a long time ago..

And I'm not being figurative.
 
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I bet you dance to 'Goodbye Horses' during your spare time!

Really though.. Dalia Hernandez put on a lot of weight after her career of being some useless boring damsel in that one Mel Gibson film didn't pan out.. lol.
 
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*Rolls up sleeve*

You're quite mouthy for a midget...

I ain't short anymore. Got me some leg extension surgery.

I may look like some disfigured unproportionable freak.. but I ain't no manlet anymore.
 
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Didn't some Jewish kid get cosmetic surgery to look like a tall black guy in order to play basketball? I think he blew out his knees after trying to score a slam dunk.

Of course, a male to female transgender teacher was dismayed to find out that his/her/its chances of reverting back were destroyed after that incident...


Yeah... back then the episode seemed like satire.. not so much anymore..

We are what we watch, lol..
 
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We now live in a South Park episode. What was satire yesterday is now becoming reality.

Maybe comedy is now dead not just because people are so easily offended, but because because it hits too close to home now.

Well I can agree satire is dying.. these days we can just simply point out and laugh.
 
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I once laughed and pointed at a midget. My kneecaps were sore for a week.

That certainly sounds like you. Picking on someone weaker than yourself.

I'm sure he's serving a 1-2 year stint in prison for assault and battery because you decided not to be the bigger man and accept your dues but instead went out and pressed charges, lol..
 
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No, not at all. He just happened to be a godfather for the Russian Mafia and had his goons teach me a lesson about respect.

You expect me to believe the Russian mob would elect a midget to rule over them? Lol.
 
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He was tiny! He must have been four-- No, more like three feet!

*Hears everyone laughing*

It's true, I tell you!

Oh.. you were that old guy on Beauty And The Beast the whole time? I thought you'd stay a blurred memory in the cesspool that was my childhood.. but no.. you're back..
 
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