Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

bad news: claws it wanted to, kitty told face to "get meowt of here". (now on a hiatus listening to feline alright by one of his favorite artists.) meanwhile, face is amused that you would think he would subject kitty to techno torture.

Good news: the fabric can be dunked in dye and nobody will know!

Bad news: you just said that in a public forum. Now everyone knows.

Bad news: It is rigged anyway, thanks to the machinations of the Big Cloth cabal.

Good news: We're going to undermine Big Cloth by forming a worldwide revolutionary nudist group.

Good news: Eyes are removable.

Good news: problem solved! Chesterton got arrested for public nudity, there will be no nudist group due to lack of support, Lucy gets to keep her eyes.. as do the rest of us.

Good news: Chesterton is the man and can handle just about anything (except bad prison food).

Bad news: Given Chesterton's youthful, pretty-boy good looks, bad food is the least of his worries in prison.

Bad news: The guys at culinary school are also very fond of his youthful, pretty-boy good looks.

Bad news - due to the combination of Chesterton’s incredible cooking skills, and his youthful pretty-boy good looks, Hell’s Kitchen director Aurther Smith will not stop harassing him about doing a culinary homeschool reality show when Chesterton’s greatest pleasure in life is his privacy.

Good news: Chesterton's fiendish plan was a gut-roaring success! He didn't get past the interview stages due to giving the host food poisoning.

Bad news: Chesterton may be going back to prison because he just saw Joker and was surprised how incredibly relatable the character is.