For fun: Post your "toxic trait"

John P. Alexander said:

Disclaimer: This thread isn't meant for serious toxic traits.

I cannot make an appropriate sized taco. My brain does not comprehend that all ingredients added together is going to be collectively more food than I think. Thus, my tacos always end up being massively overfilled and unable to be wrapped. My wife and kids make fun of me for this. God help me.

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Oh, I have the same exact problem with wraps. I even watched youtube videos and read articles.

One of mine - I cannot go to bed at a reasonable hour like I should. I'm like a 5 year old refusing bedtime every night, no matter how much I tell myself the next day will be different and that I need to get some sleep. I have a "reputation" amongst friends who have been around me the first 5 minutes in mornings on trips when I haven't gotten enough sleep. It's more of a Godzilla-monster rep than my usual sweet self.

I cannot aim a rock or a ball at anything.

The safest place for bystanders is the location where I'm aiming.

John P. Alexander said:

Disclaimer: This thread isn't meant for serious toxic traits.

I cannot make an appropriate sized taco. My brain does not comprehend that all ingredients added together is going to be collectively more food than I think. Thus, my tacos always end up being massively overfilled and unable to be wrapped. My wife and kids make fun of me for this. God help me.

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My "toxic trait" is to be unable to be patient with other people's persistence in ignorance.

To help me over this "toxic trait," I usually have to take a big deep breath, pray.....and go to someone's house and eat an overfilled taco ... so, when are we meeting and eating, Bro?

I cannot mop/sweep to save my life. It always looks terrible when I do it. I even try.

JCFantasy23 said:

I cannot mop/sweep to save my life. It always looks terrible when I do it. I even try.

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Remind us all to keep our shoes on if and when you invite any of us over, JC!

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Other than posting on CF?

Where do I start? I have so many...

I am a vampire. I cannot tolerate direct sun.

bekkilyn said:

I am a vampire. I cannot tolerate direct sun.

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I call myself a troll because there is a Norwegian myth that the trolls turn to stone when the sunshine hits them. The jagged mountain top of Trold-Tindterne is said to be made of trolls who were having so much fun they didn't remember to watch for the sun and were turned to stone when a ray of sunshine hit them.

Of course I imagine trolls as quaint and carefree mythical creatures of joy and fun who skip and dance while they play in the forest. Other mythologists aren't as kind in their descriptions...lol.

I am deeply ashamed to admit that I would be perfect if only I could overcome my excessive humility.

I keep thinking if i put a box of stuff to be sorted through in my office, then it will get sorted. same for items on the desk. I must like the highly varied appearance of the desk.

My toxic trait is asking my wife what my toxic traits are

I can't put on sheets properly.

Tigger45 said:

My toxic trait is asking my wife what my toxic traits are

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Slow learner???