Woman engaged to be married...to a chandelier..."this is a natural orientation for me"

tall73 · Jul 24, 2019

The woman previously changed her last name to Liberty because she was seeing the statue of liberty in a love relationship. She has now decided to settle down and has become engaged to a chandelier.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Some quotes:

“I know a lot of people think my attraction to chandeliers is strange, but I’m not crazy.”

People often can’t understand that this is just a natural orientation for me, that I can find the beauty in objects and can sense their energy,” she said. “I’m not hurting anyone by entering into a relationship with them, I am simply just following my heart.

tall73 · Jul 24, 2019

I think one concern is whether a chandelier can consent to the relationship.

civilwarbuff · Jul 24, 2019

tall73 said:
I think one concern is whether a chandelier can consent to the relationship.

Only to some; there are many who would see this as perfectly fine, even normal maybe and would probably be willing to even set out a place setting for 2 for the happy couple......

Darkhorse · Jul 24, 2019

Well that's a BRIGHT idea! (not)

thecolorsblend · Jul 24, 2019

tall73 said:
I know a lot of people think my attraction to chandeliers is strange, but I’m not crazy

Seems crystal clear to me that she needs psychological therapy.

civilwarbuff · Jul 24, 2019

thecolorsblend said:
Seems crystal clear to me that she needs psychological therapy.

You are making assumptions here....I mean it could just be clear as glass ya know......

thecolorsblend · Jul 24, 2019

civilwarbuff said:
You are making assumptions here....I mean it could just be clear as glass ya know......

Either way, her instability is blindingly obvious.

civilwarbuff · Jul 24, 2019

thecolorsblend said:
Either way, her instability is blindingly obvious.

So there must have been a spark of electricity somewhere between the two.......

dzheremi · Jul 24, 2019

You're all a bunch of mean nerds, picking on this poor woman like this just for the puns. I would expect Christians to be a little bit more enlightened.

...

:sorry:

civilwarbuff · Jul 24, 2019

I can't help it, the OP just flipped a switch.......

dzheremi · Jul 24, 2019

civilwarbuff · Jul 24, 2019

It wasn't that bad........

Halbhh · Jul 24, 2019

Ok, she's pranking us, right folks. Or rather, pranking all of the 'liberty' people take now a days. It is slightly amusing, but probably not if a person has an unusual real proclivity, then it is probably not funny to them so much I suppose.

MehGuy · Jul 24, 2019

I have seen a documentary about that woman.. or maybe I'm thinking of someone else.. I believe she was engaged to the Eiffel Tower, lol..

Not sure how her attraction works, but I do have sympathy for those in the "fetish" community. Or whatever you want to call it.

dzheremi · Jul 24, 2019

Does no one have sympathy for the statue, tower, or chandelier? They have no romantic interest at all* for hundreds of years, and then they finally meet a woman, and she's crazy. What luck!

* okay, okay...there was that one segment from the cartoon show The Critic back in the 1990s where the main character briefly fantasizes about the Statue of Liberty before being tapped on the shoulder by a cop pointing to a sign that says "No Fantasizing About Statue". Maybe this woman saw that and decided that she wasn't going to let a cartoon sign tell her how to run her life.

variant · Jul 24, 2019

tall73 said:
“I know a lot of people think my attraction to chandeliers is strange, but I’m not crazy.”

Hmmmmm....

People often can’t understand that this is just a natural orientation for me, that I can find the beauty in objects and can sense their energy,” she said. “I’m not hurting anyone by entering into a relationship with them, I am simply just following my heart.

Right, I don't really care that she's crazy.

tall73 · Jul 24, 2019

Halbhh said:
Ok, she's pranking us, right folks.

Trolling is a possibility, especially with some of the quotes she gave.

anna ~ grace · Jul 24, 2019

dzheremi said:
Does no one have sympathy for the statue, tower, or chandelier? They have no romantic interest at all* for hundreds of years, and then they finally meet a woman, and she's crazy. What luck!

* okay, okay...there was that one segment from the cartoon show The Critic back in the 1990s where the main character briefly fantasizes about the Statue of Liberty before being tapped on the shoulder by a cop pointing to a sign that says "No Fantasizing About Statue". Maybe this woman saw that and decided that she wasn't going to let a cartoon sign tell her how to run her life.

I miss that show.

Yttrium · Jul 24, 2019

tall73 said:
I think one concern is whether a chandelier can consent to the relationship.

It's undeniable that she turns the chandelier on. That implies consent to me.

Ophiolite · Jul 26, 2019

So far no one has turned the spotlight on how they met. Was the chandelier just hanging around?
I'm also puzzled by her former relationship to Statue of Liberty, Surely the chandelier can't hold a candle to that.

Woman engaged to be married...to a chandelier..."this is a natural orientation for me"

Sophia7's husband

Sophia7's husband

Well-Known Member

just horsing around

If God is your Father, who is your Mother?

Well-Known Member

If God is your Father, who is your Mother?

Well-Known Member

Coptic Orthodox non-Egyptian

Well-Known Member

Coptic Orthodox non-Egyptian

Well-Known Member

Everything You say is Life to me

A member of the less neotenous sex..

Coptic Orthodox non-Egyptian

Happy Cat

Sophia7's husband

Newbie

Independent Centrist

Recalcitrant Procrastinating Ape

Similar threads