Ark Encounter LLC Files Lawsuit After Heavy Rains Damage Property

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Of course, in your limited thinking (myopic actually), I take it you don't think the inside of the Ark was bigger than the outside?
Bigger with gallons of ammonia pee , rotten feces uneaten food ,dog farts , smelly animal odors and no Fabreze , on a wooden boat with one window I might be myopic but you have no sense of smell
 
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Bigger with gallons of pee , rotten feces uneaten food ,dog farts , smelly animal odors and no Fabreze. I might be myopic but you have no sense of smell
Have a good day, sir.
 
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Of course, in your limited thinking (myopic actually), I take it you don't think the inside of the Ark was bigger than the outside?

One would think that would make it kind of hard to dismantle.
 
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One would think that would make it kind of hard to dismantle.
Why?

Using just myopic science, can you explain how on Earth just coating a structure 450 x 75 x 45 would keep it stable?

No nails, no bolts, no screws, no pegs, no staples, no nothing.

Just pitch.

It should have fallen in on itself once they put one board on top of another.

But obviously it didn't.

What, in your opinion ... or Who ... really kept that Ark from disintegrating?
 
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Why?

Using just myopic science, can you explain how on Earth just coating a structure 450 x 75 x 45 would keep it stable?

No nails, no bolts, no screws, no pegs, no staples, no nothing.

Just pitch.

It should have fallen in on itself once they put one board on top of another.

But obviously it didn't.

What, in your opinion ... or Who ... really kept that Ark from disintegrating?
stuff like that works in fiction, ya know
 
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No, I didn't.
So who wrote this post?
And until I see a light bulb come on, further discussions with you on this subject is over (unless I forget I put you on READ ONLY).
We're not really discussing, you're just denying your own claims. Pretty standard stuff when you've painted yourself into a corner.
 
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stuff like that works in fiction, ya know
That's right.

But as they say:

Truth is stranger than fiction.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Do Episcopalians believe Jesus was on the Ark with them?
 
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That's right.

But as they say:

Truth is stranger than fiction.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Do Episcopalians believe Jesus was on the Ark with them?

As Jesus is God, and God is omnipresent, then technically, He was.
 
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Yep gallons of pee and piles of rotting feces and don’t forget the angry skunk. Good ol pine tar pitch will keep it out



Not!
That's because you are myopicly academicly schooled.
You had
  • miraculous longevity of noah and family
  • miraculous building skills and building efficiency
  • miraculous space inside (tardis booth)
  • miraculous gathering of all the animals
  • miraculous rainfall
  • miraculous fountains from the deep
  • miraculous closing of the window
  • miraculous buoyancy
  • miraculous receding of the waters (to neptune?)
  • miraculous feeding of the animals
  • miraculous cleaning by god
  • miraculous formation of the cliffs of Dover
  • miraculous repopulation after the flood.
And you can't understand miraculous tar pitch that protects from cat pee? They don't teach you really nothing at college, do they? :scratch:
 
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And you can't understand miraculous tar pitch that protects from cat pee? They don't teach you really nothing at college, do they? :scratch:

Miraculous tar pitch. That makes perfect scents.
 
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That's right.

But as they say:

Truth is stranger than fiction.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Do Episcopalians believe Jesus was on the Ark with them?
no, I think most think that the Noah story was a legend - a real occurrence exaggerated to the point of fantasy. In other words a large local flood
 
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no, I think most think that the Noah story was a legend - a real occurrence exaggerated to the point of fantasy. In other words a large local flood
Okay, thank you.

Just wondering.
 
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That's because you are myopicly academicly schooled.
You had
  • miraculous longevity of noah and family
  • miraculous building skills and building efficiency
  • miraculous space inside (tardis booth)
  • miraculous gathering of all the animals
  • miraculous rainfall
  • miraculous fountains from the deep
  • miraculous closing of the window
  • miraculous buoyancy
  • miraculous receding of the waters (to neptune?)
  • miraculous feeding of the animals
  • miraculous cleaning by god
  • miraculous formation of the cliffs of Dover
  • miraculous repopulation after the flood.
And you can't understand miraculous tar pitch that protects from cat pee? They don't teach you really nothing at college, do they? :scratch:
This is a great post. We should start a thread where we catalog every bit of reality that must be denied/ignored to accept the Genesis creation myth.
 
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This is a great post. We should start a thread where we catalog every bit of reality that must be denied/ignored to accept the Genesis creation myth.
I'd tear it to pieces.
 
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We'll see, won't we?

(Or will we?)
No, we won't see, AV. More special pleading doesn't make anything not based in reality any more likely. The religious mantra of 'you'll get yours in the end' is the equivalent of a ten year old yelling, 'my dad can beat up your dad.' Remember, you're supposed to put away childish things.
 
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