Can't CERN open Star Gate to hell?

High Fidelity said:

People actually worry about that?

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People worry about cell phones making them impotent and a global plan to implant people with RFID chips which are the mark of the beast.

I personally prefer the plot from Steins;Gate. Much better use of CERN (well the fictionalized version of it called SERN in that franchise) as a plot device. The traumatic use of time travel to tell a story and its effects on the human psyche is top notch. Whereas the opening a portal to hell plot line presented here is, well, rather lackluster by comparison.

-CryptoLutheran

friend of said:

I've heard CERN be criticized by saying the project is like dropping a piano from higher and higher heights in order to smash components into smaller and smaller pieces and then try to theorize how the piano was co structured in the first place by examining the smaller and smaller pieces. In other words, its futile, but they are going to keep pushing it to whatever limit they encounter because "science"

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That's a misunderstanding. If you want a piano analogy, it's like dropping a piano from higher and higher heights in order to smash its components into smaller and smaller pieces because the energy of impact makes them temporarily assemble into other instruments that can give them information about the kind of orchestra the piano belonged to.

Not a particularly good analogy, really.

joinfree said:

The fear of Bible believers, is what CERN will open "inter-dimensional" portal to hell.

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Skepticism is much maligned but still a valuable virtue to cultivate.

Nithavela said:

If CERN wont open a hell portal, why did they hold a demonic ritual for it?

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That wasn't a CERN ceremony.

But there was a fake ceremony video made at CERN, as they themselves say:

joinfree said:

The fear of Bible believers, is what CERN will open "inter-dimensional" portal to hell.


The opening of portals is the common theme in the esoteric paranormal world. Star Gate movie:


But a theorem from last century kills that fantasy. Read:

Quote: "This is roughly constitute the famous Geroch theorem, which states that in general relativity topology changes do not occur". A.A. Kirillov, E.P. Savelova, Wormhole as a possible accelerator of high-energy cosmic-ray particles, arXiv:1902.05742 [gr-qc] (Submitted on 15 Feb 2019).

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Utter fantasy.

FrumiousBandersnatch said:

That wasn't a CERN ceremony.

But there was a fake ceremony video made at CERN, as they themselves say:

"I have seen a video of a strange ritual at CERN, is it real?"

"No, this video is a work of fiction. CERN fills up with visitors over summer, with users from across the world who come to CERN as part of their work, and some of whom occasionally let their sense of humour go too far, and that is what has happened on this occasion. CERN does not condone this kind of spoof."​

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Of course. That's exactly what the mad scientists at CERN would want us to believe!

Lost4words said:

Utter fantasy.

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That's what makes it so appealing...

ViaCrucis said:

Whereas the opening a portal to hell plot line presented here is, well, rather lackluster by comparison.

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Come on, I like that plot line, especially the part where Buffy manages to close the hell mouth and prevent the apocalypse.

Brian Mcnamee said:

non Christian non conspiracy theory particle physics experts have made these warnings of what could happen including opening portals the something coming through them.

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Please cite, well, one made such a warning.

Cern is definitely a portal to Hell. People took videos of demons from their phones and posted them on YouTube. It's real!! Also they're changing our history at CERN!! Have you heard of the Mandela effect?? So Crazy!!

Speedwell said:

It's a literary reference, not a religious one. The role of Shiva in Hindu theology is a fanciful allegory for the work of CERN. Besides, it's a cool statue.

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I recall an episode of The Jeffersons were Florence meets Mr. Right who is a relentlessly Christian man and they plan on getting married. While receiving gifts Mr. Bentley gives them a piece of Buddhist artwork and the fiance loses his mind over it.

I can see why the statue is making some heads explode.

Romans 8 said:

Cern is definitely a portal to Hell. People took videos of demons from their phones and posted them on YouTube. It's real!! Also they're changing our history at CERN!! Have you heard of the Mandela effect?? So Crazy!!

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Hold on a second. Weren't you decrying people watching Flerfer YouTube videos just the other day?

ViaCrucis said:

I personally prefer the plot from Steins;Gate. Much better use of CERN (well the fictionalized version of it called SERN in that franchise) as a plot device. The traumatic use of time travel to tell a story and its effects on the human psyche is top notch. Whereas the opening a portal to hell plot line presented here is, well, rather lackluster by comparison.

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This nonsense reminds me of Event Horizon or Babylon 5: Thirdspace. Neither of which were very good.

USincognito said:

Hold on a second. Weren't you decrying people watching Flerfer YouTube videos just the other day?

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I guess my sarcasm needs polishing. No I don't believe in CERN, Flat Earth, or the Mandela Effect. But I can tell you that all of these ideas are coming from the same people on YouTube. These people are shills. Nothing more, nothing less.

Southernscotty said:

Does this really conCERN us?

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Not the Church of Jesus Christ it won't

Romans 8 said:

I guess my sarcasm needs polishing. No I don't believe in CERN, Flat Earth, or the Mandela Effect. But I can tell you that all of these ideas are coming from the same people on YouTube. These people are shills. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Hah! Poe's Law in action. Kudos on your performance.

You guys are hilarious. I worked with CERN. I work with stuff CERN discovered, now.

I will say though that the Satanic videos of the performances at both CERN and the Swedish Tunnel are shocking and should remove any form of doubt from the sheeple that those holding power in this world are very very Satanic. I would also say that whatever it is they're doing at CERN is suspicious. It's probably got something to do with supercomputer technology which they (the controlling elite) wish to utilize to upload their consciousnesses into. Bill Gates and shmuck Elon Musk are firm believers in this. Little do they know, they are passing GO and heading straight into the pit.

Cern is an experimental race track for super fast soldier mice! Lol