Give "Bad" Advice (3)

Try out for the team yourself. Surely you know how to play the game better than they do.

Try asking for more bad advice. It will make your life more interesting, varied, and shorter.

Where should I go on holiday this year?

Go to the Romanian opposite, University of South Carolina and watch the Running of the Pigs celebration.

Do wives really exist? Or are they just put here to tell us that we're wrong?

Move to Kuwait and marry 4 to find out.

How to stop people from asking stupid advice questions?

ignore and eventually they'll go away






how to make house "appear" perfect for company w/o busting my butt, lol?

Break into the Joneses' home and pretend its yours. No keeping up with them, if you just Hermit crab it. Then just abandon it like a locust once it gets dirty.

How can I get rid of wasps?

That's easy. Just import a non-native critter that preys on wasps. Then, when that population gets out of control, import another non-native critter to get rid of the first imported one. And so on. It worked for other colonizers, right?

What's the best thing I can do for my local environment?

All of your neighbors who refuse to recycle, just dump their garbage on their lawns.

How to find a replacement for a great boss?

Aww, you don't have to call me boss, and I'm not quitting my mod job, so rest easy.

What should I eat for dinner tomorrow?

it's taco Tuesday @Toro s house
meet you there





should I go get a real haircut to fix what my scissors did?

christine40 said:

it's taco Tuesday @Toro s house
meet you there





should I go get a real haircut to fix what my scissors did?

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Post pictures before and let the mob rule by way of a discussion of your chops.

As a moderator, what punishment should I mete out to those who forget to ask for advice?

20 lashes on @gennypearl should solve the problem!

how many moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You should be a stand up comic next career change.

Is it safe to drive in all this snow?

You'll be the safe as long as you rip out your car's undercarriage and power your vehicle through "the courtesy of your two feet". The Flintstones had the right idea. Just be sure to wear shoes and socks; after all, this is 2019 AD!

What should I do with leftover soda that has no more fizz in it?

use it to refill your fish tank

Are things as good now as when you first got married?

Oh yes, taking vows of silence and celibacy always improve any relationship.

Should I show up on time?

Naw its always better to be late for any court appearance at a defamation lawsuit

Why do you think Mr Rodgers always changed his shoes and removed his sweater for each episode?

My advice is not to defame Mr Rodgers - he has far too many powerful friends.

I need to go to register my car for the year, but I do not want to stand in queues for untold hours.

There is no longer any need to stand in a queue when you can do the Asian squat:


Now then, how does one get flexible enough to do the Asian squat all day?