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just kiddin'
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One weekend, instead of grilling or mowing the lawn, boomer dad took his famous youtube personality son with him to the cabin.
It's at the edge of the forest, by a little river.
Boomer dad cracks open a white monster energy drink.
The son was supposed to do a livestream on his youtube channel, really critical stuff.
So he says to the dad "I hate being without the internet. How am I supposed to stream dad?"
The dad takes a sip of his white monster energy drink and thinks for a second.
"There's a nice little stream right here son" he says, pointing to the river and fly fishing.
"You don't understand what I mean dad. I was going to play a match of Quake against another famous youtuber."
Boomer dad scans the utterance for a word that he understands.
"There was an earthquake here once, the hopi indians say"
"That has nothing to do with anything dad. Stop whittling a lawnmower and listen: This stream would've been a great opportunity for me to get on the front page of youtube."
"You're right son" says Boomer Dad and just buys a lawnmower instead with some of the excess cash he has lying around.
It's at the edge of the forest, by a little river.
Boomer dad cracks open a white monster energy drink.
The son was supposed to do a livestream on his youtube channel, really critical stuff.
So he says to the dad "I hate being without the internet. How am I supposed to stream dad?"
The dad takes a sip of his white monster energy drink and thinks for a second.
"There's a nice little stream right here son" he says, pointing to the river and fly fishing.
"You don't understand what I mean dad. I was going to play a match of Quake against another famous youtuber."
Boomer dad scans the utterance for a word that he understands.
"There was an earthquake here once, the hopi indians say"
"That has nothing to do with anything dad. Stop whittling a lawnmower and listen: This stream would've been a great opportunity for me to get on the front page of youtube."
"You're right son" says Boomer Dad and just buys a lawnmower instead with some of the excess cash he has lying around.
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Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's views and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every ones valid opinion, i honestly believe that i completely forgot what i was going to say.
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WoW.....that just happened...Never a dull moment in Montgomery. I walked into the Mapco gas station to get a drink... As I walked up to the store I noticed these 2 Sheriff officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & I thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he stupid or what ?!! With the Sheriffs right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the dude's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the Sheriff had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their water bottles... Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the back of the Sheriff Truck.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the Sheriffs what were they arresting him for.. The Sheriff looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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