A game: Have you ever...

No.

HYE dropped your mobile phone?

Yes

HYE used Linux for your computer operating system?

Possibly.

HYE committed an offence against the law?

Does speeding count? Yes, but never get caught, that's the trick.

Have you ever travelled to another country?

Yes

HYE hit a deer crossing the road?

No, but I've come close many times.

HYE been deer hunting?

No.

HYE slipped in front of someone?

Yes.

HYE gone down a water slide?

Yes

Been on a water flume ride?

Yes

Hye been on a roller coaster big and bad enough to scare the living daylights out of you?

Yes (never, ever, ever again! )

HYE tried to walk against a crowd, such as going the opposite direction to people walking to a city centre mainline station after work?

Yes. I just kept walking straight and they moved for me.

HYE cried from cutting onions?

Yes

Been banned from a forum?

Yes.

HYE held a spider?

Yes

HYE parked your car in the middle of a buffalo herd?

No, but one must wonder what that’ll be like.

HYE danced to no music?

No

HYE danced in a store to the music they were playing?

Partially.

HYE sang along to music in a store?

Yes, many times


HYE picked your teeth with something other than a toothpick?

Yes.

HYE roller skated in a buffalo herd hhhmmmm????