In fact, exactly why did GOD waste so much paper and ink, AND MY TIME, with all this "prophecy" nonsense?
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS. -- Whew! When's GOD gonna learn ...
Hint: the prophecy is His, the claptrap that's attached to it by hucksters and jack-legs and general purpose nincompoops, isn't
Here's what our Lord said:
"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
"Oh, but
we know!" the End Time buffs replied as one.
Yeah. So we've seen. Repeatedly.
They call us scoffers, and so we are. But it isn't "promise of His coming" we're scoffing at; we proclaim loudly, "Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ will come again."
We scoff at the endless array of muppets who claim that
they know when the Lord will return (oops, I meant "The Rapture") , that
they know what even our Lord said that
no one but the Father knows, That
they have the schedule all worked out, yahta, yahta, yahta. Then their dates come, and go, and nothing happens, and the self-important wretches almost never even have the decency to admit that they've been absurdly, embarassingly, ridiculously wrong. They can't bring themselves to admit that they've been presumptuous, and had proclaimed their own notions and prejudices and fears as though they were the Word of God. So they claim they forgot to adjust for the procession of the equinoxes or the Doppler effect or continental drift or some such and announce a
new can't miss date for "the Rapture". Or, alternately, they simply spiritualize the whole thing and say that it actually happened in Heaven or that only the unco holy can perceive it so there. Then they go right back to beatng the same old tub again.
Scoff at them? You better believe it.
So you know when "the Rapture" is coming, right? That's nice, just get in line with the rest of the folks who "know". They line up by predicted date, just to keep everything orderly. You can be thinking up your excuses while waiting your turn.