A game: Have you ever...

No

HYE been in a mirror maze?

Yes

HYE been in a cornfield maze?

No

HYE been on an old sailing ship?

No

HYE seen a Demolition Derby?

Yes.

HYE been down a logging road?

Yes

HYE been to a rodeo?

Yes

HYE wanted to be a Rodeo Clown?

No

HYE shaved all your hair off?

Yes...twice a week.

HYE built (or help build) a "car" for a soapbox derby?

No ... thought about it as a kid tho.

HYE attended a car race?

Yes, my dad was a big fan when I was growing up, and we had a track near by my home that we went to a couple of times a month. Never been to a NASCAR race though.

HYE gotten frustrated with auto-correct?

Yes

HYE learned to touch type?

Yes, a long time ago, but got out of the habit of doing it.

HYE spent an entire day without speaking?

No

HYE gone to a store as soon as it opens to take advantage of a big sale?

Yes

HYE gone to a store as soon as it opens to take advantage of a big sale only to find out they only had a few in stock, and they were completely sold out by the time it came to your turn in line?

Yes, once or twice, but not for big ticket items

HYE driven away from the drive through of a fast food place and discovered later that your order is wrong or missing something?

Yes, that's why I stopped using them.

HYE been given too much change back and the cashier refused to take it back?

No

HYE had an umbrella blow inside out?

No

HYE worn galoshes?

Yes

HYE woke up in the ER at the hospital, after being on a bicycle ride, unconscious and not remembering what happened?