afishamongmany
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Parrot
Squawking and talking a blue streak the parrot I have addresses me. I see him fall my bird I heard him swear chiding him I put him back on his perch. My bird is Woosey I hear him speak, floor is hard, floor is hard awk. I ask my parrot whose name is Jack. Are you drunk......Jack just says aack. Someone's been slipping Jack something I'll get to the bottom of this. Jack just sits in transparent bliss. Get the devil it was the bald devil he squacks. This parrot is drunk no wonder he fell. Well don't ask don't tell has been my motto even when my parrots blotto . So he's bald this man that gave Jack liquor. He is walking away but I am quicker. I run through the streets and spy my man. Now I have you, you devil you. You got my parrot drunk and he fell tell me why I don't put you in jail. You're right here's a hundred dollars. My parrot is drunk and hit his head I want Jacks vet bill paid. Yes of course and I'll go with you. I was drunk too and wanted company but see my flask I don't have any. So we go get Jack he climbs up my back and off we go to the vet. We just met I don't know your name, mine is John. My name is Quinton, sorry 'bout Jack. That's perfectly fine Jack will be back in the pink I think. To the vet Jack. Ack ... hurt my head. Clever bird can I purchase him ? Ha ha money can't buy this bird Jacks not for sale. He's looking sort of pale is the vet near here. Yeah right there Dr. Neal Johnson have no fear. Ack doctor Johnson, doctor Johnson. Now this is gonna cost you, you good for it. Oh, yes money is no object. Hey buddy you like Jack don't you. Yes I wanted to purchase him remember. Let me do the talking all except for Jack awking. Yes my dear we are here again. Can you help out my friend. Awk Dr. Johnson.... sure John take a chair right over there . Awk need a drink.... need a drink.
The doctor will see you now. Awk doctor Johnson...... So Neal he only hit his head from everything I read he needs a concussion check. Awk hello doctor Johnson...... let me take him in the back and run some tests. Neal Johnson you're the best. There you go Jack rest a little. Hold still you have some spittle. Awk need a drink...... Oh so that's why you fell I'll be sure to tell John about your habits. There's a pit on the back of your noggin, got my computer here let me login. Your eyes are good so I'll wrap your head. That's all my favorite bird but you need bed. Awk...pretty bird. Here he is John none the worse for wear but there is the question of Jacks drinking. I was thinking about you not letting Jack imbibe anymore. Ask Quinton here about the drinking....... Yes Dr. Johnson I had a drink and gave some to Jack it won't happen again and he won't be back. Well I want to see Jack twice a year. Thank You doc we'll bring him here. So go see Mary and thank you much. Thank You Jack you've been such a good patient. Awk pretty bird.......pretty bird. Ok Quinton this is you, pay the bill then we are through. Can I visit sometime. Well I don't know do you drink. Oh no,no,no I am through I think. We will see now say goodbye I say ok if you didn't lie. Come on Jack time to go . Awk...... goodbye.
Walking back with Jack I noticed something new. We few grew close in such a short time, it would be a crime to let him walk away , someday.
Gc- It's a pity, no way I was going to plough through that solid block of text. Presentation, presentation, presentation. Be kind to the mind's eye. ><>
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