We have an enormous amount of geese at work because there is a lake in the middle of the campus. they wander everywhere, pooping and fighting with each other. Today two were wandering in the parking lot, I was on my lunch break, and I started honking and quacking at them. They quickly moved in, jumped on the sidewalk and blocked my path, and were hissing at me. I had to go around. Man those bird are jerks.
