The Excuse Game

Never lost a game of Chicken and don't plan to now. Do you want me to lose face in front of my homeys?

Please listen to me for once.

you never paid attention to me. what's in it for me?

i need water.

They say that you need water 8 times a day actually! That's 8 times a day that you can get it yourself!!

Are you in the mood for pizza? If so go out and get one for yourself and get me one also!

nah, i am in the mood for sulking. so i'm gonna stay right here in my corner for as long as i want.

can you share a story? to keep my mind off of some things.

Last time I shared a story with you, you posted it all over facebook and I was mortified. No one believed you when you wrote, "the characters in this story are not based on anyone living or dead". Especially when you used my real name.

Should I sue someone I know for defamation of character?

Nah, don't mess with it. Just call the person a big poopy-face and jerk-head every time you see them.

Could I have some of those empty boxes you're going to throw out?

You could, but you may not.

Will you join my grammar Nazi party?

Nope, I'm Hebrew. Jerk.

Could you try to be a tad more politically correct?

I could, but I will not.

Learn English.

Only the British can tell me that and get away with it.

Don't make me late for church.

but it's still a saturday for you. are you trying to get rid of me?

tell me when you're not having fun anymore.

Ok,but only if you hear.

What is the main point you are trying to get across?

Daughter of His said:

Ok,but only if you hear.

What is the main point you are trying to get across?

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You see, I'm not sure.

Do you know yourself?

where am i? who am i? why are you staring at me?

can you call the nurse already?

I'm not sick. Don't need no nurse.

Look at the pictures I took today.

i'm falling in line for the hospital bill. i shouldn't be disturbed.

can you hold this chocolate bar for a minute?

Chesterton said:

I could, but I will not.

Learn English.

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I and we shall, all the others' will.

gennypearl said:

can you hold this chocolate bar for a minute?

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No, chocolate is made by exploiting workers in the third world and I am going to insist on robbing you of all pleasure in the finished product so that their sacrifice was in vain.


How can you force innocent doggies to wear funny hats against their will?

Quid est Veritas? said:

I and we shall, all the others' will.

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Sadist.

It's quite easy if you get someone to help you hold them down.

Hand me that vase please.

It's pronounced vase. Damn this written word, you have no idea which pronunciation I mean!

Could you please help me kill those cockroaches?

I'd almost rather face the guillotine than the disgusting monster that can survive in Antarctica and is the most likely creature to survive a nuclear war.

Help me confront the people in the crack house.