Give "Bad" Advice (3)

Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Then you'll have plenty to do.

How can I catch up on popular culture so everyone thinks I am hip, without sitting through hours of the dreck?

Hang out with @Chesterton more, he knows EVERYTHING about popular culture.

What's the best way to stay warm in the winter time?

grain alcohol, use it on all your open cuts, eyes, etc it will cure what "ales" you

I have some advice for you: keep forgetting to put an advice question.

How can I be more tactful?

I was distracted.

More tactful, paint it on a interstate billboard

How can I get past this drama filled day?

Watch some soap operas.

I really want my wood floors to shine!

Those are time portals or wormholes, jump into one!

(That car story is actually true. My sister did that years ago, lol)

Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?

Furniture polish for wood floors, lol.

Blue pill or red pill?

take them both for a nice shade of purple!

salt or pepper?

Nutmeg of course.

When's supper?

when the highway provides our meal

will aliens ever come to Earth?

MrNoodle said:

when the highway provides our meal

will aliens ever come to Earth?

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I'll run down and get some Roadkill Helper just in case, lol.

They never did come and have been here for a long time .
Alien or Demonic?

I choose demonic aliens, that way it justifies backing the truck into the river during a flash flood.

are Saturn's rings made of cheese?

Yes, go make a space ship now so you can fly there and go eat some. It's nice white cheddar.


Should I buy a photography drone?

Photography is not art. Buy a drone that can paint or write poetry about what it sees.

I'm addicted to playing Ms. (Miss? Mrs.?) PacMan.

So? You could have a worse addiction. At least you are improving your manual dexterity.

Please put my groceries in the trunk of my car.

Quid est Veritas? said:

Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Then you'll have plenty to do.

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Okay so is that also a beloved South African anthem like the Battle Hymn of the Republic?

(Someone here doesn't like country music; I won't say who.)

LaSorcia said:

Please put my groceries in the trunk of my car.

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What do I do with Billy Batts?

I've got this thing. I'm too shy to talk about it, but I need some advice. See, it's this thing. It's sort of like, you know, it's a thing...

Get over it.

What colour should I paint my house?

I'd go with zebra stripes

Should I charge customers flat rate or time and material?