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Saw this on Steve Ray's board ( http://forums.catholic-convert.com/viewtopic.php?t=1382 ) and thought it was too funny to pass up posting here:
ANTICATBOT 2.0
Yes! It's finally here! Now you can have the best of everything! The personal infallibility of Sola Scriptura! The anonymity of the Internet! Power without accountability! All in a convenient bot that will free up your valuable time to disperse Jack Chick tracts.
Download this easy to use program, enter in the Catholic forum's address and watch as it automatically posts on the boards ad nauseum! A small but effective library of topics that automatically recycles ensures that the Catholic board members will be tied up answering the same questions hundreds of times! Just look at these great Topic sentences:
Proof of papal primacy??
Mariolatry
Infant baptism not biblical!
Jesus or religion?
Nun leaves church! Praise God!
And many more!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!
AntiCatbot does not just post topics. It responds as well! Using state-of- the-art God-breathed Logic AI, the repsonses are guaranteed to keep the argument going round and round. Such as:
"Why shouldn't Maccabees be in the KJV?"
"Because it is not inspired."
"How do you know it's not inspired?"
"Because it's not in the KJV."
and so on!
And what's better, the responses are customizable! Set variables from Answer questions with a question, to completely ignore answers and post random Catholic caricature.
NEW FOR VERSION 2.0!
We are always improving and now feature the Customizable Personality Matrix. Set levels ranging from "deceptively amiable and inquisitive", to "contemptuously rhetorical", and all the way up to "overt hostility"! Our new Lawyer Mode detects potentially thoughtful responses longer than a paragraph and posts: "Is that a yes or a no?"
Being banned? No Problem! AntiCatbot detects this and automatically registers under a new username and IP. It also detects links to other Catholic boards, registers and posts the IDENTICAL QUESTIONS!
You will love our new Scripture Spammer as it selects and posts Bible passages at random regardless of context or appropriateness to the topic!
And don't forget our new Catholic-on-Catholic feature: AntiCatbot posts questions about Novus Ordo, traditionalism and SSPX. Turn it on and watch the fur fly!
GET YOURS TODAY!!!
ANTICATBOT 2.0
Yes! It's finally here! Now you can have the best of everything! The personal infallibility of Sola Scriptura! The anonymity of the Internet! Power without accountability! All in a convenient bot that will free up your valuable time to disperse Jack Chick tracts.
Download this easy to use program, enter in the Catholic forum's address and watch as it automatically posts on the boards ad nauseum! A small but effective library of topics that automatically recycles ensures that the Catholic board members will be tied up answering the same questions hundreds of times! Just look at these great Topic sentences:
Proof of papal primacy??
Mariolatry
Infant baptism not biblical!
Jesus or religion?
Nun leaves church! Praise God!
And many more!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!
AntiCatbot does not just post topics. It responds as well! Using state-of- the-art God-breathed Logic AI, the repsonses are guaranteed to keep the argument going round and round. Such as:
"Why shouldn't Maccabees be in the KJV?"
"Because it is not inspired."
"How do you know it's not inspired?"
"Because it's not in the KJV."
and so on!
And what's better, the responses are customizable! Set variables from Answer questions with a question, to completely ignore answers and post random Catholic caricature.
NEW FOR VERSION 2.0!
We are always improving and now feature the Customizable Personality Matrix. Set levels ranging from "deceptively amiable and inquisitive", to "contemptuously rhetorical", and all the way up to "overt hostility"! Our new Lawyer Mode detects potentially thoughtful responses longer than a paragraph and posts: "Is that a yes or a no?"
Being banned? No Problem! AntiCatbot detects this and automatically registers under a new username and IP. It also detects links to other Catholic boards, registers and posts the IDENTICAL QUESTIONS!
You will love our new Scripture Spammer as it selects and posts Bible passages at random regardless of context or appropriateness to the topic!
And don't forget our new Catholic-on-Catholic feature: AntiCatbot posts questions about Novus Ordo, traditionalism and SSPX. Turn it on and watch the fur fly!
GET YOURS TODAY!!!
