Crazy FB Test--What Religion are you according to your subconscious?

"You're subconsciously a Zen Buddhist! Deep down you're a calm, gentle spirit that seeks balance and beauty. Your inner spirituality is rooted in a "going with the flow" approach that enables you to easily endure life's dramatic ups and downs.

Zen emphasizes rigorous meditation-practice, insight, and awakening the individual Buddha nature. According to Zen, we all have the potential to be a Buddha. What are you waiting for?"

Take me off my meds and I'll subconsciously be like a fundamentalist Muslim fanatic.

Apparently, my subconscious is a Born-Again Christian.

Who knew?!

You're subconsciously a chill Rastafarian! Deep down you're a laid back, creative and passionate person with a love for altered states of consciousness. Your subconscious spirituality is rooted in brotherly love , simplicity and passionate service of Yah!

Come on...I only picked Bob Marley on the "who would you look to for spiritual guidance" question because he was baptized into the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church near the end of his life, so he seemed a better fit than the Dalai Lama or some other figure. I don't like altered states of consciousness.

That was silly. But I guess I should brush up on Rastafarianism now, for the good for my subconscious.


Hmmm. Seems legit.

You're subconsciously a Catholic Saint! Deep down you're a holy and pure person with an abundance of inner devotion. Your subconscious spirituality is rooted in devout adherence to serving God in this world. You always try to do the right thing and you're always willing to lend a helping hand.

Catholicism is the largest branch of Christianity on earth, with over 1 billion followers. Catholic Saints are revered for their devotion, charity, and strict piety.

Got just what I wanted!

Agnostic philosopher....I like salad, hummus and Hawkins, and see naked people and am easily inspired.

I took the quiz as a lark, expecting it to generate something totally off-the-mark, but I feel the description is actually surprisingly accurate. I've never personally explored Quakerism. I am planning on studying Human Rights law, and am hoping that I'll be spending my 20s as an attorney for the International Justice Mission. I definitely am motivated by a profound desire to make peace and fight for justice!

You're Subconsciously A Catholic Saint!



(I was going to excommunicate myself if I came up with a different answer)

Fantine said:

What Is Your Actual Religion According To Your Subconscious?

Perhaps typically, I got Zen Buddhist...


Other than a painting of the Sistine Chapel, there wasn't any picture that was identifiably Christian or any other religious faith...but I don't really agree with my classification. While I admire people who are able to practice detachment and voluntary simplicity, I am completely unsuccessful at both.

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ha, ha I got

• You're subconsciously a dancing Jew! Deep down you're energetic, passionate and one of a kind. Your subconscious spirituality is rooted in experiencing the Divine in every day life. You're eternally the optimist with profound inner joy, no matter how much you've struggled and suffered in life.

I do like to dance, I love Israel and I do love Jesus; my DNA however is Irish

I got: You're Subconsciously A Peaceful Quaker!



Given my years of experience fighting for social justice and involvement in social activism, I think this result is appropriate for me. I think @tadoflamb would agree since he's familiar with my activism.

tadoflamb said:

You're Subconsciously A Catholic Saint!



(I was going to excommunicate myself if I came up with a different answer)

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What a surprise...

Emerald Flame said:

I got: You're Subconsciously A Peaceful Quaker!

You're subconsciously a peaceful Quaker! Deep down, you're openminded, fair, principled and justice oriented. Your inner, subconscious spirituality is motivated by a profound desire to make peace and fight for justice.​

Quakers (or Friends) are members of a group of religious Christian movements which is known as the Religious Society of Friends. Quakers believe that truth is continuously revealed directly to individuals from God. Quakers often focus on trying to hear, the inner, still voice of God. Pacifism, social justice and peace making are important elements of the Quaker religious experience.​

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I got this too.

You're subconsciously a peaceful Quaker! Deep down, you're openminded, fair, principled and justice oriented. Your inner, subconscious spirituality is motivated by a profound desire to make peace and fight for justice.