funny joke

i heard this joke in a couples seminar at church

Adam was walking all alone in the garden,feeling lonely he asked GOd to make a mate for him, someone beautiful who would be there for him, GOd answered him" MY child adam, i will make you a mate, but it will be expensive".

Adam replies"really, how epensive?"

God replies"am afraid it will cost you an arm and a leg"

Adam Replies"well,.....what can i get for a rib"

ok i heard this one from a friend.

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,"Boys and
girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an
artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven....... "

i guess no one thought my joke was funny