Anybody hear this one?

Here's another, yet another thread for folks to post their silly stories.

I'll start with this one:

Did you hear about what happened when Woody Allen was a young boy?

He was walking in the jungle all by himself.
Then he looked up at the sky.
And he walked smack dab into a tree.

His dad said, "Wow!  That's really woody!"

And his mom said, "Alright."

 

 

Patty