There's a goofy site that has me "apparently believing" the following; and I want to set the record straight here:
1. At one point everyone in the world spoke English.
This is correct.
2. That the mention of unicorns, dragons and behemoths in the Bible poses a problem for evolution.
It poses a problem for evolutionists.
3. Cratering was the result of a battle between angels and demons.
This is correct.
4. Unicorns were aboard Noah's ark and gave birth to different species of animals.
I no longer believe this.
5. Leprechauns exist as a manifestation of demons.
This is correct.
6. The Earth was the first planet in existence.
This is correct.
7. Peer reviewed articles on evolution should be disregarded because they weren't reviewed by Jesus.
I don't know where this comes from.
8. Human beings are not Homo sapiens.
This is correct.
9. Nero persecuted Christians for reversing the Earth's poles.
That was a joke; as was my Noah's Ark being a submarine thread.
10. Pangaea was actually Eden.
This is correct.
11. The three main rock types are "indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental."
That was a joke.
12. Noah lived in present-day New Jersey.
This is correct.
13. That the dictionary is wrong in defining Christianity as a religion.
It is both a religion and a relationship.
14. Religious wars never occurred.
I don't remember saying that.
15. "Evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human."
This is correct.
16. Atheism is a polytheistic religion.
This is correct.
17. Strong's Concordance is "a tool of Satan."
This is correct.
18. People should be proud of their own ignorance.
This is correct.
19. Science is unreliable because of new discoveries.
This is correct.
20. Anything that contradicts the Bible is wrong by default, including real life.
This is correct.
