Excuse me while I set the record straight:
God did it.
The details can take a hike.
So if God caused evolution, then it wouldn't matter to you, because the details of how God does things doesn't matter.
Don't waste your time.
Evidence can take a hike.
Confirmation Bias
It's already been proven right.
Your problem is: you can't prove It wrong.
If something cannot be proven false, than it cannot be proven true. If I think that little fairies cause a flashlight to work, and when you show me the battery "well, the fairies eat battery acid". You can't prove me wrong, but I cannot prove myself right either.
We don't believe God ever left the earth without His words written down somewhere.
If Moses didn't have the book of Genesis ... who did?
Oral history.
There's a goofy site that has me "apparently believing" the following; and I want to set the record straight here:
1. At one point everyone in the world spoke English.
This is correct.
2. That the mention of unicorns, dragons and behemoths in the Bible poses a problem for evolution.
It poses a problem for evolutionists.
3. Cratering was the result of a battle between angels and demons.
This is correct.
4. Unicorns were aboard Noah's ark and gave birth to different species of animals.
This is correct; but they gave birth after they left the Ark.
5. Leprechauns exist as a manifestation of demons.
This is correct.
6. The Earth was the first planet in existence.
This is correct.
7. Peer reviewed articles on evolution should be disregarded because they weren't reviewed by Jesus.
I don't know where this comes from.
8. Human beings are not Homo sapiens.
This is somewhat correct. I claim I refuse to accept that I am a Homo sapiens. However I acknowledge that Homo sapiens is just a term on paper, and I respect the right of others to label themselves as such.
9. Nero persecuted Christians for reversing the Earth's poles.
That was a joke; as was my Noah's Ark being a submarine thread.
10. Pangaea was actually Eden.
This is correct.
11. The three main rock types are "indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental."
That was a joke.
12. Noah lived in present-day New Jersey.
That is correct.
13. That the dictionary is wrong in defining Christianity as a religion.
I may have said that at one time, but I've since softened up on that. I claim that, just as weight occurs when gravity is resisted, religion occurs when Truth is resisted.
14. Religious wars never occurred.
I don't remember saying that.
15. "Evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human."
This is correct.
16. Atheism is a polytheistic religion.
This is correct.
17. Strong's Concordance is "a tool of Satan."
This is correct.
18. People should be proud of their own ignorance.
This is correct.
19. Science is unreliable because of new discoveries.
This is correct.
20. Anything that contradicts the Bible is wrong by default, including real life.
This is correct.
1) It's already been discussed enough
2) Actually it doesn't. It's very likely the idea of unicorns and dragons came from people misinterpreting fossils. They didn't know what a dinosaur was in the middle ages.
3) Actually no, we can see craters on other planets and have actually seen asteroids cause craters. If you think this war caused that to occur, it's not falsifiable and therefore invalid.
4) I've already addressed unicorns. Also, if unicorns gave birth to another species, that would be evolution.
5) Not falsifiable
6) We can see stars that exist billions of light years away, which would only be possible if the universe was not billions of years old. We know that because we know exactly how fast light travels, and if we can see light and see that Alpha Centauri is closer than whatever is the second closest via telescopes. Earth could be the oldest in the solar system, all planets seemed to be formed at the same time.
7) If you didn't say, than you didn't say it.
8) I generally also believe that homo sapien is nothing more than a term on paper
9) Fair enough
10) Was the entire continent of Pangaea between the Tigris and Euphrates?
11) Fair enough
12) It's not possible that the ark both started and ended up in Mesopotamia?
13 & 14) Fair enough
15) I honestly think this the most common misunderstanding of evolution. Monkeys and humans do share a common ancestor millions of years ago, but new evidence is actually showing humans may have had their own separate from primates.
16) Atheism - "disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods" - Google
17) I don't really know anything the Strong's Concordance. If you don't like it because it's creates confusion about what scripture says because of translation, tough. Literal translations don't always work. For example, a literal translation of "Kindergarten" into German would be "child garden".
18) I don't agree, but this is a matter of opinion
19) New discoveries do not actually disprove reliability. Very, very rarely does a new discovery cause minds to completely change, a couple of years ago, this also happened in physics, a test showed something that would have completely thrown out the last 100 years of physics, however, upon research it was discovered a miscalculation occurred. Most new discoveries occur in conjunction with current scientific theory. In scientific terms, a theory is not just a guess, gravity is a theory. A theory is compatible with what you would call a belief.
20) Confirmation bias. You only accept evidence that you believe is already true to support your own personal believes.
Where I have I learned all this from? A Christian university from very Christ-like Christian professors who have spent their lives studying scripture, Biology, or both.
