Suppose you had 50 kids.

If I had fifty kids, the last thing on my mind would be "how to support them".

I can't even stand one kid for more than an hour. I think I'd curl up into a ball and die

KitKatMatt said:

If I had fifty kids, the last thing on my mind would be "how to support them".

I can't even stand one kid for more than an hour. I think I'd curl up into a ball and die

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Jupiter Drops said:

How will you support them? Is there any law that helps you to support your 50 kids?

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50 kids, that's at least 50 years difference in age I may hope, so the oldest ones can provide for the youngest or we can just start a family business or just marry a tele evangelist, problem solved.
Or you could get 13 times 3 and one to start with, that's 14 pregnancies.
The grandmother of my ex had 16 kids and I don't know how many grandkids and they all had a lot of kids. We came to visit her once and she looked out of her window and saw him and said: 'Who are you? ' And when he said his name, 'From who?'

No 3 is enough.

I wouldn't have nearly that many kids unless I had hundreds of millions of dollars first. I'd probably also be a weird Mormon.

Meh, with Obamacare and food stamps, anythings possible. I'd have the rest of society finance the venture.

I'm wondering how many years it would take for a woman to give birth to 50 kids.

I would get half of them to get jobs and support the other half . Slave labor *evil laugh*

MrMoe said:

I'm wondering how many years it would take for a woman to give birth to 50 kids.

I would get half of them to get jobs and support the other half . Slave labor *evil laugh*

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Who says "one" woman? Lol.

How about 5 women who are each carrying 10 cubs each lol?

In one day, they all give birth at the same time.

MehGuy said:

Who says "one" woman? Lol.

How about 5 women who are each carrying 10 cubs each lol?

In one day, they all give birth at the same time.

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That's sweet, you immediately have a whole nest.

You say 50 kids…. I say "50 little maids to run my house for me"

I watched the movie, the delivery guy. That guy had hundreds of kids

Pretty average movie though.

twnsrkr said:

Meh, with Obamacare and food stamps, anythings possible. I'd have the rest of society finance the venture.

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Jupiter Drops said:

How will you support them?

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Reality TV!

It depends. Do I get to adopt 50 kids? Then I could have a say in their ages.

Really, though, not sure I'd want more than 20

I would be like one of the Patriarchs of the Old Testament
like having 50 children and servants and flocks of cattle and camels

and if people do us wrong, we would put their city to the sword like
in Genesis 34 when Jacob and his sons massacred a Canaanite city because one of their princes raped the daughter of Jacob

KitKatMatt said:

If I had fifty kids, the last thing on my mind would be "how to support them".

I can't even stand one kid for more than an hour. I think I'd curl up into a ball and die

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The smallest difference between the eldest and youngest of 50 singlebirth children is 36.75 years.

i would get my own television show.

#theduggars

progmonk said:

The smallest difference between the eldest and youngest of 50 singlebirth children is 36.75 years.

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You're assuming that the OP is talking about a woman, and specifically a woman who gave birth to all of her own children.

Jupiter Drops said:

How will you support them? Is there any law that helps you to support your 50 kids?

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Good grief. No one has 50 kids!! You can't adopt 50 kids. You might as well worry over what happens if you had a pet unicorn.