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Time for some wits, I need to smile:

You drink blood during church and wine in the basement after. ;)
Ah....

Took me off guard a bit ...but going there on the issue, how bout if you talk to spirits of the dead and have check ups with the deceased for them to see how you're doing weekly :)
 
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:) you got it...keep em coming!
Got it.

The other one that came to mind was if you had pictures of your favorite saint/icon on the wall autographed or signed "With Love, forever" in the same way teens had posters on their wall of their favorite rock star or pop artist/cultural icon, be it Michael Jackson (from his "Thriller" pics) or Justin Timberlake or Justin Beiber and others

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HA! Just read your blog post...fantastic! Laughed out loud!

Glad you liked it. Here are some non-parenting ones:

Istanbul is Constantinople
You've ever instinctively kissed the hand of someone dressed as the Grim Reaper at a costume party
You've called the police officer who pulled you over "Father"
You have fourteen different veggie burger recipes
You stand up when someone says "Lets say grace" at Thanksgiving
You've counted "fakon" as an exercise in asceticism
You can say anything twelve times in a row without having to count in your head
Your friends long ago gave up trying to politely pay attention to your religious dietary rules when they have you over.
 
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LOL! These are great!
You might be Orthodox if you get high every week in the name of worship with incense and don't think it a matter of legal concerns when it comes to incense being in the home (or in group setting in church) in the same way you use marijuana
 
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