The Excuse Game

I don't want to have to smell coffee.

Carry my laundry upstairs, will you?

I live in a ground floor unit so that is impossible...

can you get me a snack?

I have no idea what your dietary requirements are.

Empty the dishwasher.

I have no idea what your dietary requirements are.

Empty the dishwasher.

I dont have a dishwasher and you just posted your excuse twice!!

can you tuck me into bed?

No I can't tuck you into bed...I am on the putor..

Can you have spring come faster?

No I'm not a magician!
Rub my feet would ya??????

Um... no. You can massage your feet on your own by simply walking around with a handfull of marbles in your socks.

Make me and the kids some pancakes from scratch with strawberry sauce and whipped coconut milk.

I don't have the recipe.

Bring me a cup of coffee.

Coffee is overrated.

Bring me an extra blanket.

No! I don't want you to cook as you sleep.

Help me with my homework.

I don't work at a movie theater and I don't think microwave popcorn will stay fresh to ship it to you.

Suggest a good movie for me to watch.

how's a midsummer nights dream, wait that is a play. I guess not.

can you keep a secret

hang on make that can I tell you a secret

I probably could but I'm laid up right now and can't even locate a pencil to draw a map.

My dog needs grooming

Last time I groomed a dog he kept trying to bite the brush. It was an exercise in futility. Not doing that again.

Can you drive me to my rehearsal?

I'd love to but my husband says I can't drive flies out of an "out"house.

I just ate the last of my mint fudge treat. Because I'm sick I'm sure you wouldn't mind whipping up some.

Nah, I'm not really hungry for that right now.

I'm tired of going out in the cold. Mind walking the dog for me just this once?