Valentine Applications

About mine...

A. Pray and be willing to go to church along with me, every day.
B. Can manage a minimum of 60 KPH (Kisses Per Hour ) speed.
C. Not a blonde.
D. Shorter than 5'10.
E. Loves reading the Bible.

If you satify at least four of the above, you are in

Oh! I'm open for applications

I gave this to Pink for valentines last year

Miss Spaulding said:

Hey, I've been to Hershey Park...it was fun. Of course I was like 10 at the time...

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I love that place. So much chocolate! I need a valentine that will ride coasters with me though.

ks777 said:

Oh! I'm open for applications

I gave this to Pink for valentines last year

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Lol

here's an image of unrealistic EPIC! standards (yes, us the men have our unrealistic crushes just like you ladies crush over your jane eerie's characters ) :



but being realistic, I guess any awesome classy gal with a martial weapon is overqualified

ks777 said:

Oh! I'm open for applications

I gave this to Pink for valentines last year

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What is Valtentines day? I'm guessing that it's about recycling your unrequited love cards and giving it to someone else.

I just want the basics.

Body of Lady Godiva, face of Helen of Troy, wit of Cleopatra, naturally blonde Asian nymphomaniac who is also a virgin.

I ain't picky.

MacFall said:

I just want the basics.

Body of Venus de Milo, face of Helen of Troy, wit of Cleopatra, naturally blonde Asian nymphomaniac who is also a virgin.

I ain't picky.

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Hahaha

MacFall said:

I just want the basics.

Body of Lady Godiva, face of Helen of Troy, wit of Cleopatra, naturally blonde Asian nymphomaniac who is also a virgin.

I ain't picky.

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That sounds fearsome!

Wanted: one manic pixie dream girl.

That is all.

ks777 said:

Oh! I'm open for applications

I gave this to Pink for valentines last year

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I'm not accepting applications but for one, I just found that one funny.
Also laughed at the "Green?"

I'll play! Just for kicks and giggles!

Okay, I'll take applications from all interested CF gentlemen! The winner will get to be my Valentine! That means, we can do something sweet/encouraging for each other on CF on Valentine's Day next week!

To apply, you need to do the following things in post!
1. Dedicate a song to me!
2. Post a funny picture/meme/gif/whatever that you think will truly make me LOL!
3. Pick out a Bible verse that you think will be sweet and encouraging to all of the CF ladies!
4. In one sentence, tell me why I should pick you as my Valentine!

I will pick the application that I think is the funniest, sweetest, and most awesome and that person gets to be my Valentine!

Apply away, gentlemen!

@Rose: Im surprised at the absence of Jane Eerie references in your request

Ghazkhull said:

@Rose: Im surprised at the absence of Jane Eerie references in your request

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Jane Eerie?? Are you referring to Jane Austen????

Same thing you understood me

I'm just bad at general literature but ask me about music and I'll shine

❤ Application.

1 Are you willing to dance like a nut in the street, but stop when people look or if a cop passes by.

2. Has an adventourous spirit which doesnt require climbing stairs.

3. Is a gentlemen

4. Do you have a car?
If no what mode of transportation shall we use.
Feet mobile?
Fair enough you can you carry me back home?
5. Blue eyes- INSTANT WINNER!. Claim your kiss at the end of the long romantic walk to my front door. Pucker up baby.

Bunny777 said:

❤ Application.

1 Are you willing to dance like a nut in the street, but stop when people look or if a cop passes by.

2. Has an adventourous spirit which doesnt require climbing stairs.

3. Is a gentlemen

4. Do you have a car?
If no what mode of transportation shall we use.
Feet mobile?
Fair enough you can you carry me back home?
5. Blue eyes- INSTANT WINNER!. Claim your kiss at the end of the long romantic walk to my front door. Pucker up baby.

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Blue eyes white dragon can do all that! he can dance, carry you on his back, has an adventurous spirit and has blue eyes!

1. Must love cats.
2. Must love kissing.
3. Must like giving flowers as gifts.

If you meet all three requirements, then we can talk .

I suppose I shall write one out, just for the heck of it.

1). Must be a gentleman and have manners. I never ask for perfection or even to aim for perfection, just please be nice.
2). Must have an adventurous spirit. I enjoy long drives and walks to random, scenic places. I enjoy getting lost and discovering new places. I would like for him to have as much fun as I do doing so.
3). Must have a love of music.
4). A strong enjoyment for reading is preferred, but I won't push it.
5). Must love cuddling, especially on winter nights!

That's really it. I don't think that sounds too picky! Hahaha.

On second thought, I don't want a manic pixie dream girl; those usually don't turn out well. I just need a grounded woman with a good sense of humor, who loves God and likes affection.