Orthodox Cat Praying...

Mytheodos

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Oh Good Lord,send me 4-5 mice to fill
my belly ,Please!!

Kαλέ μου Θεούλη στείλε μου 4-5 ποντικάκια να γεμίσει η κοιλίτσα μου.Σε παρακαλώ..

 
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Kitty says: "When the CAT-o-lick Church inserted the Feline-oh-que into the Meowmix Creed, that's when I drew a line in the cat sand and we considered them in schism. Now we pray for a reunion with our separated feline brethren and hope to heal the wounds of our once purrrrfect union. We hope to one day drink from the same saucer and enjoy the same crunchy dry food again together as one. We also pray that the lost Non-Chalcedonian Meowers will return. Not much separates us really. We both believe that there are two wills and nine lives hypostatically joined to one cat scratcher. May our slava bread be covered with catnip to the joy of all. The Cat-scratcher! The Cat-Scratcher! Let us attend! Wisdom...meeeow!"

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