OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

Adam Warlock

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Did you watch the behind the scenes stuff about Elaine's dad? The guy who played him was NUTS! The whole cast was terrified of him. Mr. Benis was supposed to reappear in a bunch of episodes again, but Seinfeld, Alexander, and the rest all demanded he not be allowed to come back....

You should watch it!

GEORGE: Thank you for leaving me alone with him!
JERRY: That was brutal. I can't go back out there.
GEORGE: Well, let's just leave.
JERRY: Elaine'll kill me.
GEORGE: Where is she?
JERRY: She's gotta be here soon.
GEORGE: How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes, and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scares me.
JERRY: The waiter was trembling.
 
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^_^ I liked it when Elaine's dad said he knew a comedian, tailgunner, who got his brains blown all over the south Pacific! :p

GEORGE: Thank you for leaving me alone with him!
JERRY: That was brutal. I can't go back out there.
GEORGE: Well, let's just leave.
JERRY: Elaine'll kill me.
GEORGE: Where is she?
JERRY: She's gotta be here soon.
GEORGE: How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes, and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scares me.
JERRY: The waiter was trembling.
 
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^_^ I liked it when Elaine's dad said he knew a comedian, tailgunner, who got his brains blown all over the south Pacific! :p

and at the end he started singing Master of the House from Les Mis, because George was singing it.
 
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ELAINE: Mhm! She's got a new boyfriend, Paul.
JERRY: Already? That was fast. I assume he's not a High Talker.
ELAINE: No, but, he has the worst habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he
won't put Noreen right on. Ya have to go through, like, ten minutes of
chit-chat.
JERRY: A Long Talker.
 
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"I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?""So Biff wants to be a buff? Well, sleeping less than eighteen hours a day would be a start." - George and Jerry, in "The Boyfriend"
 
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ELAINE: Mhm! She's got a new boyfriend, Paul.
JERRY: Already? That was fast. I assume he's not a High Talker.
ELAINE: No, but, he has the worst habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he
won't put Noreen right on. Ya have to go through, like, ten minutes of
chit-chat.
JERRY: A Long Talker.

:D

He's a long talker

He's a high talker

She's one of those low-talkers

You're quite the sweet-talker

He's nice, bit of a close talker

He's a real sidler

He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo

He's a regifter

He's a bubble boy

He's a communist

Yep . . . a big communist, a big big communistShe's a two-face

She has man hands

She eats her peas one at a time
 
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GEORGE: "This holiday season a donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance."?

JERRY: Oh, that's nice.

GEORGE: I got him Yankee's tickets! He got me a piece of paper saying "I've given your gift to someone else!"

JERRY: To a children's charity!

GEORGE: Don't you see how wrong that is?! Where's your Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye!
 
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Kramer: and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite.
Kramer: you're a rabid anti-dentite. oh sure it starts with a few slurs, 'hey, dentie!" next thing you know you'll think they should have their own schools.
Jerry: they do have their own schools.
 
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I like when the priest asks Jerry if the anti-dentite guy bothers him because he's Jewish and Jerry tells him, "no, it bothers me as a comedian!" ^_^

Kramer: and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite.
Kramer: you're a rabid anti-dentite. oh sure it starts with a few slurs, 'hey, dentie!" next thing you know you'll think they should have their own schools.
Jerry: they do have their own schools.
 
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I like when the priest asks Jerry if the anti-dentite guy bothers him because he's Jewish and Jerry tells him, "no, it bothers me as a comedian!" ^_^

I love when Watley asks his nurse for a schtickel(spelling?) of flouride
 
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