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IJWTS it can be either dangerous or hilarious to speak to a very tired Squeakers.

My kid bro was talking to my mother about his feet (they've been itchy and stuff lately).
Bro: Look, Ma...my one foot's getting better.
Ma: Mmmhmm.
Bro: And my second foot is getting better too.
(Now I have no clue why he said 'second' foot, since we only gots 2 feet anyway, but....)
Me: How 'bout your third foot? Can I see you're third foot?
Bro: Wha? I only have 2 feet!
Me: Can I git a third one up in heah?!
Bro: No. I don't have one.
Me: *starts speaking in squeak* But I wanna see your third foot!!! *pretends to throw a fit*
Bro: :eek: ...you're tired, aren't you?
Me: FINE. I'm getting my ICE CREAM. *pouts*
Bro: She's tired....

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IJWTA is it weird to feel weird when a married man texts me asking what I'm doing tonight...? I don't like it... But maybe I'm just over thinking..

No. It's 'right' to feel weird about it. No married man should be texting a single woman asking her what's she's doing tonight. Unless he's just curious as to what your plans are and is not implying that y'all get together......but even just asking is still odd to me. If your immediate reaction to such a thing is 'weirded out', then chances are this is something weird about it.


IJWTS - A gelati from Jeremiah's.....I really want one. (yes, I'm obsessed, I know).

 
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IJWTS that taking 50 kids out for a field trip is not for the faint of heart. Nor for the small of voice. I think I wore out my vocal cords before I even got to singing practice tonight. Still, it was a lot of fun at Awana tonight.

IJWTA is it weird to feel weird when a married man texts me asking what I'm doing tonight...? I don't like it... But maybe I'm just over thinking..

Not unless you are related :D
 
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By all means, look into it, I'll make sure he finds the right info. :) no lies, all reality son.

Well by all means I went ahead and looked into it, and you're as usual, a lying sack of a crap.

One to be known around The Pentagon, aka HQDOD *Headquarters, Department of Defense*, your name "Cyrus Wretan Maxie" doesn't show up in the Pentagon rolls. Not only that, there is no "USAF Major first name Alice" with a callsign of Raven anywhere on the rolls. I will go ahead and say that you're full of it.

Once people start "claiming" anything, my bullcrap meter starts pinging and it started pinging with the crap you were spewing.

If you were to be well known around the 5 rings of the Pentagon, you would be a Canadian Officer, and by doing a basic Google Search, I can see that you are not even that. So continue living in your fantasy, I am pretty sure we're all dying to know what crap you will bring up next.

Also, Edwards dad is legit...he has to be at least a One star general in the Armed Forces to lead a division, that is not some "small troop patrol". Why don't you learn the inner workings of the military forces first.
 
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IJWTS- Happy National Day of Prayer Everyone!

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