Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses

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Delivered by Perry himself on Letterman.

10.There were three reasons why I messed up last night: 1) The nerves 2) The headache and 3) Um...Uh...Oops

9.I don't know what you're talking about -- I think things went well

8.I was up late last night watching "Dancing With The Stars"

7.I thought the debate was tonight

6.You try concentrating with Mitt Romney smiling at you. That is one handsome dude

5.Uh, El Nino?

4.I had a Five-Hour Energy Drink six hours before the debate

3.I really hoped it would get me on my favorite talk show, but instead, I ended up here

2.I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain

1.I just learned Justin Bieber is my father
 

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I don't know why Perry has even been taken seriously at all. A large portion of his state burned down after he cut funding to fire departments and then he called for 3 days of prayer and then begged Obama for help. This guy is hopeless. He makes Obama look like an allstar.
 
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I saw this and was very funny. Good he can make fun of himself although I wouldn't want him running out country. Opps isn't an option.

Shall we then assume that you won't be voting for Obama again since his list of ooopses is truly staggering.
 
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Shall we then assume that you won't be voting for Obama again since his list of ooopses is truly staggering.

Rick Perry may be the worst debate speaker I have ever witnessed try to run for president.

At the beginning of his campaign people were ready and willing to embrace him as a savior of the Republican field and mainly on the weight of his awful performances he has turned his own campaign into a joke.

You can try to make THAT comparison all you like but people are going to just keep believing their lying eyes.
 
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Who would you vote for? Someone who does some of the things you wanted and failed in others, or those who's mission is to undo the thing you wanted and actively pursue the things you don't?

The guy flubbed his line when he was trying to tell us which departments of the government he would dissolve first.

The problem here is that he's being criticized for flubbing up the line (which would have gotten him applause) instead of the "take a hacksaw to it" type of government he is proposing in the first place.

The guy can't even remember how he wanted to radically re-arrange our government and were supposed to trust him to do it properly?
 
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The guy flubbed his line when he was trying to tell us which departments of the government he would dissolve first.

The problem here is that he's being criticized for flubbing up the line (which would have gotten him applause) instead of the "take a hacksaw to it" type of government he is proposing in the first place.

The guy can't even remember how he wanted to radically re-arrange our government and were supposed to trust him to do it properly?

No?

I was just commenting on people trying to say I should have buyer's remorse for Obama.
 
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