Would Jesus Christmas shop at Victoria's Secret...

Faulty

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I didn't actually tell the whole story. There was a time, probably a decade ago now, where the wife did tell me of something she wanted from that store.

I recall telling her something like, "Yea. Ok. Sounds good." But inside I was more like this:

YouTube - Crazy Wolfy


Ahhh... good times. Good times. :unbelievable:
 
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In an effort to sound much more spiritual than any of the rest of you.... :p

I don't recall Jesus "shopping" at all. Jesus is the Word made flesh. If Jesus needs anything, He can just SPEAK it into existance. Does not the Scripture read:

Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.

Why would one go shopping for something they've already made?

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Danny


I remember one specific time he told the disciples to go buy food. Of course since they found a little boy who apparenty had been the only one in the crowd smart enough to bring a packed lunch they did not need to go to the market 'cause Jesus created enough from that little package to feed the whole crowd. I do believe Jesus bought stuff he needed from the local market. I don't think he "poofed" everything he needed into existance.
 
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I remember one specific time he told the disciples to go buy food. Of course since they found a little boy who apparenty had been the only one in the crowd smart enough to bring a packed lunch they did not need to go to the market 'cause Jesus created enough from that little package to feed the whole crowd. I do believe Jesus bought stuff he needed from the local market. I don't think he "poofed" everything he needed into existance.


I agree.

Jesus is not a "Poofer".;)
 
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I don't think they had a Victoria's Secret store in first century Israel, or anywhere nearby, and there's a few thousand miles of ocean between there and the USA.
Since aeroplanes and even boats capable of that distance were yet to be invented...he probably would not.

:)
 
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Thanks for reviving this thread. With Mother's Day coming up, I now have a good idea what to get my wife.

Sing it with me!!! (tune of Camptown Ladies)

Ohhhhhhh, the marriage bed is undefiled, doo-da, doo-da
The marriage bed is undefiled, oh-da-doo-da-day
{second verse just like the first}
 
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