Santa Claus is Satan

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Puttin' On The Old Red Suit.
it's an affirmation with a positive intent, but the ugly underbelly has grown larger than preciously cute little head.

I'm thinkin' bringin' this beast down is gonna require a professional crew.
You rang :blush: :p

http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/lexicon.cfm?Strongs=G2342&t=KJV

Young) Revelation 13:4 and they did bow before the dragon who did give authority to the beast,
and they did bow before the beast, saying, `Who [is] like to the beast? who is able to war with it?'
 
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Who worships santa clause? - Nobody that I know of. Back to the original declaration that santa clause is satan - that's just silly. As posted by someone else, santa clause is a fictional character. Satan is quite real.

So, this is really just another bashing Christmas thread that will never work. First, there should be no assumptions about what Christians do who observe Christmas. Second, those who don't want to observe Christmas - don't and mind your own business. Hide, don't go to special church services, or whatever you feel necessary to do. In the meantime, all days belong to the Lord, including December 25th. Make every day Christmas, and there is no hint of a prohibition against it.

Matthew 22:36-40 KJV Master, which is the great commandment in the law? 37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. 38 This is the first and great commandment. 39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. 40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Colossians 2:13-17 (KJV) 13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses; 14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross; 15 [And] having spoiled principalities and powers, he made a shew of them openly, triumphing over them in it. 16 Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath [days]: 17 Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body [is] of Christ.

So, observe Christmas or not - your choice - just don't try to judge and condemn those who do. In other words, mind your own business and stop the Unbiblical judgment and condemnation of those who observe Christmas.
 
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Good post Tom.

Although, what do you mean that Santa Claus is fictional? Do you mean the present personification of him as a jolly old guy in red? He's based on St. Nicholas, who was anything but fictional...
 
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Good post Tom.

Although, what do you mean that Santa Claus is fictional? Do you mean the present personification of him as a jolly old guy in red? He's based on St. Nicholas, who was anything but fictional...

The sleigh, the flying reindeer, the elves, santa on the rooftop and down the chimney, etc., etc.
 
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Who worships santa clause? - Nobody that I know of. Back to the original declaration that santa clause is satan - that's just silly. As posted by someone else, santa clause is a fictional character. Satan is quite real.
I thought it was a joke for awhile [of which I posted a Bee Gees song on this other thread] :D :p

http://www.christianforums.com/t7513895/#post56180636
Let the War on Christmas...BEGIN!
 
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Originally Posted by Rick Otto Santa Claus... Satan's Claws...
coincidence?
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No coincidence there my friend. :clap:
In that case, I better throw out my deviled eggs :D :p

225_625_DeviledEggs.jpeg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_Q96eJr1k
 
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Probably for the OP it did :)


Yes, well...

Anyway, I took a look at the eschatology board yesterday, after you mentioned it. That's a crazy and scary place! I truly can't believe that half of them are actually serious. I just can't.
 
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Probably for the OP it did :)
I think she was quite serious about her convictions too.
Starting at about the 3rd page though she took non stop abuse.

Note to self:
Follow the crowd!
 
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NEW RULE, effective immediately. As it is IMPOSSIBLE to make too many deviled eggs:

Thou shalt NOT make only 1 dozen;

2 dozen shalt thou consider only if thou beest alone, by thyself;

Thou shalt put the eggs thou buyest for which to devil not all in one basket, but fillest thou multiple baskets all with eggs thou shalt do.

Thus endeth the new rule. Eth.

Did you know a large egg only has 3 grams of protein? That means I need 3 DOZEN for breakfast. Or else i keep doing the protein powder thing, for about $1.25. Takes 2 minutes, and 20 minutes later it's all out of the stomach and working it's way closer to the bloodstream. 3 of those a day is enough ONLY if they're in between 3 square meals. Try it! Feel great, kick the devil til he's down, then kick him some more.

Then steal his eggs ^_^
 
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