Who Eats Chicken?

LittleLambofJesus said:

Beware the leaven of talking fish!!!

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An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew, in what many Jews worldwide are hailing as a modern miracle.
Many of the 7,000-member Skver sect of Hasidim in New Square, 30 miles north of Manhattan, believe God has revealed himself in fish form.

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prodromos said:

Amazing that they still killed it and sold it. Obviously looking at the short term profit instead of considering what money they could have made if they had kept it alive

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LittleLambofJesus said:

Texas Bass can do dis:

"I is kewl! I speak Italian, Greek and Texican"

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Dark_Lite said:

Chicken tastes good.

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bbbbbbb said:

Just a few facts to get this thread rolling -

1. Chickens are filthy birds. It doesn't bother them at all to nestle into excrement-filled nests and lay eggs that are so covered with excrement that the chicks have a hard time pecking their way out.
2. Free-range chickens eat essentially anything they can peck. Their gizzards (stomachs for the rest of us) are filled with gravel which is used to grind up the hard bits of stuff they swallow.
3. Most chickens today are not free-range, but are raised in confinement and fed a strict diet to produce the desired outcome. For example, if people like good, yellow meat and fat, then they are fed yellow dye.
4. Chickens have a wide variety of breeds which have specific characteristics. A popular breed of chicken has no feathers (makes plucking them a dream come true) and has such an insatiable appetite that they frequently die, choking on their feed. They grow very quickly as a result and find their way onto the plates of hungry Americans.
5. Chickens peck each other to establish a "pecking order" in their society. This results in wounds to the birds sometimes so severe that they die. Roosters, in particular, are useful for fighting purposes because of this trait.
6, Chickens have been bred so that they lack any intelligence. They cannot fly, although some breeds do to limited degrees. They cannot forage for themselves or protect themselves from predators.

My question is - Why would anyone in their right mind want to eat chicken?

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• Leviticus 11:3, "Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat."
• Leviticus 11:9, "These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat."
• Leviticus 11:21, "Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;"
• Leviticus 11:22, "Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind."

• Leviticus 11:4, "Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you."
• Leviticus 11:5, "And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you."
• Leviticus 11:6, "And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you."
• Leviticus 11:7, "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."
• Leviticus 11:10, "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:"
• Leviticus 11:13-20, "And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you."
• Leviticus 11:23, "But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you."
• Leviticus 11:26, "The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean."
• Leviticus 11:27, "And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even."
• Leviticus 11:29-30, "These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole."
• Leviticus 11:41, "And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten."
• Leviticus 11:42, "Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.

CantateDomino said:

Tres palabras: tacos de lingua.

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Chesterton said:

When I was young I used to order lengua at Taco Cabana and never knew what it was. One day I was sitting in Spanish class and happened to learn that "lengua" meant "language". I'm a little slow, so I sat puzzling over why my tacos were called "language", until I remembered how the bible calls languages "tongues". So the Bible saved me (from continuing to eat cow tongues).

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Chesterton said:

When I was young I used to order lengua at Taco Cabana and never knew what it was. One day I was sitting in Spanish class and happened to learn that "lengua" meant "language". I'm a little slow, so I sat puzzling over why my tacos were called "language", until I remembered how the bible calls languages "tongues". So the Bible saved me (from continuing to eat cow tongues).

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LittleLambofJesus said:

As this highly popular actor portraying a Vietnam Vet....he ate things that would make a billy goat puke......
Thought I would bring this movie up in celebration of Veterans Day

YouTube - John Rambo - HomeComing

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brinny said:

Happy Veteran's Day, our fine hero, and my friend.

God bless you!

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CantateDomino said:

YouTube - Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Pie

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CantateDomino said:

YouTube - Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Pie

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LittleLambofJesus said:

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knee-v said:

I like David. But on Mr Show, I liked Bob better.

Yes, I do want the dark meat. That's the only poultry meat that I eat. I rather dislike white meat. I think it's dry and flavorless.

I'll take Original Recipe, please.

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little. Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more.

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brinny said:

ROFL!!! I remember watching this episode... i sooooo wanted to slug him

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LittleLambofJesus said:

I wuv da chikenz potz piez!!!

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