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Much to the consternation of muslims worldwide or perhaps to their delight, those who see the truth and turn to christ, the Dajjal will soon arrive on the world stage. By the way, say hi to him, his name is maybenotcrazy :)
I am an orthodox christian. I testify to the sonship of Jesus Christ to God the father, the ministry of christ to the Jews, and his death and resurrection. St Paul's ministry to the gentiles and Christ's message of forgiveness and love toward the peoples of the world. I am absolutely useless. I do nothing with my time other than think about christianity and listen to christian music. I often pray but less than I should and I think islam is a total lie. Metaphorically, at least KFR is written on my forehead. I arise from iraq and though I have two eyes my eyes are single on their focus on Christ. I believe I have absolutely no message to tell the world other than the one I type like a useless simpleton behind a computer that Christ crucified and risen is the truth that he is the son of God and that Allah is a demonic masterwork. Bye. Perhaps Isa will come to my room and kill me by the gate of lud or in syria will I perish or should I say seriously... I will perish. I tell you so many signs of the dajjal are fulfilled in me. I even had my hair pulled by a crying false prophet mohammed in a dream, was called the dajjal by harassing devils and guess what, they told me I was jewish! Lord have mercy on me! I'm a Jew! I have wiry hair, wheatish complexion, am a fatso and left islam FOR GOOD. I am a total KFR and I wave the flag of infideldom with no passion nor pride but with a smile on my face.
 
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Have you been baptised?

What?@!!!!@#!@#!@$

Yes I've been baptized. I'm waiting for my chrismation now.

As for the what? I know what you're saying. I'm only part serious about my post. After all, I've been called Dajjal (mohammed's worst nightmare) for two and a half years ending last january by demons who have gotten me so depressed and miserable that I thought of killing myself. I thought I'd have some comic relief... But seriously, who says I am not the guy. I mean if you believe me which you won't I've had some pretty serious stuff happen to me. On holy thursday I left the church and my mother told me I smelled strongly of myrrh then I smelled my hand and lo and behold it smelled softly of myrrh, I couldn't really smell it much. (when did I become a myrrh tree?) But seriously I was once in a dream told to read the philokalia to deal with the demons and so many other things. I'm like an animal in a china shop but maybe that's what makes a good dajjal... And, I hate islam - but not muslims.
 
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um, I dunno if this'll help, but I'd say get to a priest with this stuff.

Hi, I've posted on this stuff before. I've also talked about things like this with my priest till my face turned blue and his face turned red. It was like Eyes being shined with red light seeing everything blue, he wanted to hear no more but he was telling me: IT'S DEMONS I TELL YOU ! IT'S DEMONS! Well not quite that dramatically but he's read prayers over me he's prayed for me. I've laughed and cried (well cried more than laughed) as Jesus repeatedly brought me back from the brink of destruction to his fold again. I'm as crazy as you want me to be or as sane as you think I am I tell people. And my priest is the best priest out there, he really cares and doesn't think I'm crazy, just that I am not the dajjal. I write now that I am the guy because the heck with my fears! He's the man. He takes down islam with a religion that the devil did not have the courage to name. All those cowards who behead people in the name of Mohammed's child with satan, the islamic (as opposed to christian) Allah and took down the towers that I live just about 20 miles from and could actually smell the smoke on 9/11 from will be taken down by a coward who has no life. I love the irony. Mohammed the terrorist could only pull my hair as I lay on the ground temporarily immobile- in my dream of course. He dreamed about issa having long, lank hair, I saw that issa in a dream which was given me with evil intentions, as that issa was no Jesus. And I saw what very well would have been the true Jesus Christ in another dream, surrounded by people sitting on a lawn in front of a stone building surrounded by a short wall carrying a baby... Who was the true christ? I'll lay down my life to say it isn't the issa that islam forecasts to arrive praying BEHIND the Mahdi! in a MOSQUE-- destroying crucifixes and killing pigs.
 
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Ummmmmm...............ok?! Seriously, what is "dajjal", "issa", and "mahdi"?

The Mahdi (translates as the "Guided One") is the prophesied redeemer of Islam who will reveal himself in Mecca at the Ka'ba who is viewed to be the 12th Imam, Muhammad al-Mahdi who was hidden by God and will return before the Day of Resurrection and rid the world or error by war. The Dajjal is the Islamic version of Anti-Christ who will war against the Mahdi and after the Mahdi's victory over Dajjal, he will rule for seven, nine, or nineteen until the second coming of Jesus Christ (Isa Al-Maseeh in Arabic).
 
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The Mahdi (translates as the "Guided One") is the prophesied redeemer of Islam who will reveal himself in Mecca at the Ka'ba who is viewed to be the 12th Imam, Muhammad al-Mahdi who was hidden by God and will return before the Day of Resurrection and rid the world or error by war. The Dajjal is the Islamic version of Anti-Christ who will war against the Mahdi and after the Mahdi's victory over Dajjal, he will rule for seven, nine, or nineteen until the second coming of Jesus Christ (Isa Al-Maseeh in Arabic).

Issa is islam's jesus, the prophet who never died never resurrected, simply was put in suspended animation by allah. Dajjal is defeated by issa issa lives on earth UNDER the rule of the mahdi for 19 years and DIES not before HAVING CHILDREN. Now the Hadeeth, the mohammed spin tales that may have some devilish accuracy to them? Perhaps... are very disorganized and self contradictory. I'm not sure if issa kills dajjal right after he sees him or actually has to chase him to lud to kill him. Either way. It's a gas! I'm in for a little game of tag with "issa" lol!

I'm in for the theory that I'm just a nut but MAhdi and Issa are the antichrist and false prophet.
 
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I'm being facetious. I just decided, hey! The demons always said I am the Dajjal, what's wrong with that? I actually think he's a good guy here. But if you want me to be terribly serious with you I really don't think I'm anyone but a nut who eats too much. I'm just having fun with myself because I think no one here finds this funny or even remotely interesting. I just prayed to god in the car on my way to church to forgive me for being so silly. All glory go to god. Whatever I am is of no consequence in all honesty. I'm just me and responsible for good behavior (which I can do better at)- love of neighbor and my God. Ok. If I'm the dajjal, we'll all find out in 30-40 years. You know I once had a dream that new york will be destroyed in 2036. Bet you it's wrong! I've had all kinds of stupid dreams in addition to my one about issa. Here, I'll make a good number public (with all due laughter at their veracity):
God created the earth 7000 b.c.;
Hell is fire and there are large green computer generated worms there;
A meteor will hit the earth and be followed shortly thereafter by another;
I will be married by my birthday to an unnamed girl;
And more. But I forget...

Relax folks. Satan gave me my own false prophet. He's my dreams.:o^_^^_^

On an even lighter note: Is it not fitting for islamic demons to call me a Jew! that's about the worst insult you can give. My mother told me that people where I come from pray bad on their enemies that their children become christians and jews- jews if they really hate them. I guess their prayers worked on me^_^
 
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Greetings from the ultimate كافر


Much to the consternation of muslims worldwide or perhaps to their delight, those who see the truth and turn to christ, the Dajjal will soon arrive on the world stage. By the way, say hi to him, his name is maybenotcrazy :)
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Dajjal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Masih ad-Dajjal (Arabic: المسيح الدّجّال‎, literally "The Impostor Messiah") is an evil figure in Islamic eschatology. He is to appear pretending to be Masih (or the Messiah) at a time in the future, before Yawm al-Qiyamah (The Day of Resurrection, Judgment Day).[1] he will be blind in the right eye and his left eye will look like a rotten grape. Dajjal and Antichrist are different names for the same personality.
 
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I'm with Michael :)

Get thee to a good neurologist and then get help from a Therapist once medical causes have been eliminated.

You really really do need help - professional help , which we cannot give
 
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Dajjal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Masih ad-Dajjal (Arabic: المسيح الدّجّال‎, literally "The Impostor Messiah") is an evil figure in Islamic eschatology. He is to appear pretending to be Masih (or the Messiah) at a time in the future, before Yawm al-Qiyamah (The Day of Resurrection, Judgment Day).[1] he will be blind in the right eye and his left eye will look like a rotten grape. Dajjal and Antichrist are different names for the same personality.


Sounds good on wikipedia. But the fact is tell me in one way, if you've read all the hadeeth regarding dajjal that he fits the description of the antichrist in the book of revelation or in daniel. It is an islamic plot to weaken christianity's total distinction from islam. Islam is if not the antichrist faith, an antichrist faith. Peppered throughout the koran are statements that jesus IS NOT the son of god, that in fact you go to hell for believing that. That you say 1 not three. That jesus was not killed nor was he crucified. Tell me, would a prophet who says those things be listened to in any other way than as an antichrist himself? John, jesus, etc. warned about such false prophets. Mahomet is the ultimate false prophet so far.

Yeah. I need plenty of help writing a joke but I'm every bit serious about islam. I ain't the dajjal for real but I am a kuffar. And I believe in one god with three natures and that mahomet wasn't his messenger but a messenger of the devil.


what do you think : he never had a son nor was a son means? lam yelid wa lem youlid. IT IS IN THE KORAN!!!! John the theologian writes this and you'd better believe it is the mark of the antichrist.
 
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YUSUFALI: That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah";- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-
PICKTHAL: And because of their saying: We slew the Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, Allah's messenger - they slew him not nor crucified him, but it appeared so unto them; and lo! those who disagree concerning it are in doubt thereof; they have no knowledge thereof save pursuit of a conjecture; they slew him not for certain.
SHAKIR: And their saying: Surely we have killed the Messiah, Isa son of Marium, the messenger of Allah; and they did not kill him nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them so (like Isa) and most surely those who differ therein are only in a doubt about it; they have no knowledge respecting it, but only follow a conjecture, and they killed him not for sure.

YUSUFALI: They say: "Allah hath begotten a son" :Glory be to Him.-Nay, to Him belongs all that is in the heavens and on earth: everything renders worship to Him.
PICKTHAL: And they say: Allah hath taken unto Himself a son. Be He glorified! Nay, but whatsoever is in the heavens and the earth is His. All are subservient unto Him.
SHAKIR: And they say: Allah has taken to himself a son. Glory be to Him; rather, whatever is in the heavens and the earth is His; all are obedient to Him.

YUSUFALI: For it is not consonant with the majesty of (Allah) Most Gracious that He should beget a son.
PICKTHAL: When it is not meet for (the Majesty of) the Beneficent that He should choose a son.
SHAKIR: And it is not worthy of the Beneficent Allah that He should take (to Himself) a son.



YUSUFALI: They do blaspheme who say: Allah is one of three in a Trinity: for there is no god except One Allah. If they desist not from their word (of blasphemy), verily a grievous penalty will befall the blasphemers among them.
PICKTHAL: They surely disbelieve who say: Lo! Allah is the third of three; when there is no Allah save the One Allah. If they desist not from so saying a painful doom will fall on those of them who disbelieve.
SHAKIR: Certainly they disbelieve who say: Surely Allah is the third (person) of the three; and there is no god but the one Allah, and if they desist not from what they say, a painful chastisement shall befall those among them who disbelieve.
 
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