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It's been done before, but I have fun with it, so I'm hoping people can indulge me in the game....which, by the way, I post here because WWMC is the least likely place where someone will take it too seriously and get offended. This is meant to be purely in fun.
A Dysfunctional Dictonary is composed of words and phrases that sound so pretty when spoken, but there is a hidden motive behind what is said. Some can call it Christianese, but I want to expand it to the general, rather than singling out any group. Families, dating and/or romantic relationships, and certainly the corporate world and politicians come up with their share of it too. ***I don't want to disparage the people who use these words or phrases and really mean it.*** I just want to poke harmless fun at flowery hypocritical speech.
I'll start with some of my favorite entries.
A Dysfunctional Dictonary is composed of words and phrases that sound so pretty when spoken, but there is a hidden motive behind what is said. Some can call it Christianese, but I want to expand it to the general, rather than singling out any group. Families, dating and/or romantic relationships, and certainly the corporate world and politicians come up with their share of it too. ***I don't want to disparage the people who use these words or phrases and really mean it.*** I just want to poke harmless fun at flowery hypocritical speech.
I'll start with some of my favorite entries.
A Dysfunctional Dictionary
I'll pray for you. (I have no intention of pitching in and helping you with your problem, but I want to make you think I care.)
We need to pray for so-and-so. (I just heard some juicy gossip about so-and-so.)
Don't let it bother you. (Don't bother me about it.)
Bless her heart. (I can't stand that little floozy.)
I want you to be happy. (I want you to *enjoy* living under my thumb.)
You have an unteachable spirit. (You're disagreeing with me.)
Because I said so. (I can't for the life of me think of a compelling reason, but since I'm in charge, it's my way or the highway.)
Because I said so. (I can't for the life of me think of a compelling reason, but since I'm in charge, it's my way or the highway.)
Please, add to the list.