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Hmm... well, I think I'd have to swim from Japan to China if you wanna paint the great wall blue and lime green but I can do that. As long as you keep your end of the deal of course I'll carry you around on my back. We'd be like the giant pandas and then we'd get more out of our Asian excursion by being totally immersed in Asian-y panda culture! :p Perfect plan.

Okay, there's an intense inside joke about the German polkas but I'll fill you (and the rest of the thread, I guess) in on it. See, my grandma's from Germany and when I started getting interested in my heritage I looked for German music. Well, I found this one polka that was just ridiculous. I mean, it's hilarious. And when I burnt a CD of crappy 80's music and 40's love songs for my best friend, I threw the German polka on there 'cause I knew she'd think it was funny. So we were driving around town in my redish purple Mazda and we decided to go up to the state university with the windows down to play our crappy and hilarious music for the crazy college kids.

Well, the polka came on and little did we know that there was some sort of basketball camp going on so there was a whole group of inner city kids standing outside the gym... there were maybe 75-90 of them. And it was soooooo funny because we were blasting this ridiculous polka and they just stared and pointed at us. So we made a few loops around campus passing them the same way as we came, and then turned and went by the gym another way. After that, we got frostys. :) Um, so yeah. This is the song, if you care that much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ASQWF3JBI

And, um, whew. No, I have never scaled a tree while eating a steak and throwing acorns at little kids. Sorry to disappoint you, geek. I know that I may have gotten your hopes up with the crazy yodeling.

Soooo, have you ever been chased and licked by a goat that lived indoors?


this was an amazin post to come home too after a long day at work...haha^_^. bitnd12 you made the day. the whole japan thing sounds great by the way and i am lookin forward to it. i just thought of it tho.. i thing that the great wall is in China so scratch that. the story about the gramma and the campus and the polka and the students and the youtube video....priceless. i will have to start considering doing that at my college sometime in the soon future. frostys are always a plus. i think i asked a question in this thread one time about those. nice. and you dont dissapoint i just wanted to see if i could get you on something and i thought the tree/steak question would definately be an impossible feat. its cool. i still like you...haha. now i am going to blow you away withthis one. i definately have been chased and licked by a goat that lived indoors. when i was ten my cousin was raisin a goat in her house on the farm because the mom had shunned the baby or somethin. i dont know. irrelevant. but that sucker licked me. goats are cool. so that is something i have been thru. if you havent you are not missin much. have you ever pinched your moms sisters kid? i think that would make them your cousin.
 
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have you ever pinched your moms sisters kid? i think that would make them your cousin.

Nope. I hardly ever see either of my cousins, so I'm definitely not close enough with them to want to ever pinch them.


Have you ever graduated from college?
 
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this was an amazin post to come home too after a long day at work...haha^_^. bitnd12 you made the day. the whole japan thing sounds great by the way and i am lookin forward to it. i just thought of it tho.. i thing that the great wall is in China so scratch that. the story about the gramma and the campus and the polka and the students and the youtube video....priceless. i will have to start considering doing that at my college sometime in the soon future. frostys are always a plus. i think i asked a question in this thread one time about those. nice. and you dont dissapoint i just wanted to see if i could get you on something and i thought the tree/steak question would definately be an impossible feat. its cool. i still like you...haha. now i am going to blow you away withthis one. i definately have been chased and licked by a goat that lived indoors. when i was ten my cousin was raisin a goat in her house on the farm because the mom had shunned the baby or somethin. i dont know. irrelevant. but that sucker licked me. goats are cool. so that is something i have been thru. if you havent you are not missin much. have you ever pinched your moms sisters kid? i think that would make them your cousin.

Geek4christ! No way! Did the goat's name happen to be Carly?! Because THAT would be an incredible similarity that simply CANNOT be found anywhere else. Oh, and did the goat always subtly look like it was plotting to take over the world?

No, I've never pinched my cousins. My aunt's oldest is 6 and the youngest is almost a year, so... Yeah, I don't think that pinching would go over well with my family. But we roughhouse a lot, so.

And no, I've never wanted to stay in bed for the rest of my life, I think it'd get too bored and go crazy... and edited again to update; no, I've never, um, helped a penguin dress in fishnet stockings.
 
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I have to apologize, I was wrong.... my mind is not as sharp as it used to be.... you can freeze your tongue to a pole:

Frozen Tongue: CONFIRMED
Tori got his tongue stuck to a flag pole, and he was able to get his tongue out, but painfully. No flesh was teared out of his tongue though.
 
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Yeah, like today in class we were discussing committees in the Senate and I just started singing/thinking about that song, "Come on Eileen" and zoning out. Oh, how much I gain from my education. :p

Have you ever gotten stuck in a elevator?
 
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