hollypparker
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granted. Money i abolished and things are done on trade. Problem is, you don't have anything to trade either.
I wish I was happy all the time.
I wish I was happy all the time.
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Granted. But the United Nations interpreters' union goes on strike, and you're called in to replace all of them singlehandedly.Granted. It gains consciousness and turns into an evil mastermind, toppling the world economy, starting world war 3.
I wish I could speak all the languages in the world
Granted. You live next-door.you get it. But then a week later the company goes broke because the deal really was too good to be true, and you no longer have internet access.
I wish I lived nearer my best friend
Granted, but you suffer from information overload whenever you encouter a new person as your brain searches for all internet data on that person.Granted. You're given a 250% increase, but unfortunately, you get mugged by a goat.
I wish I could access the internet with my mind.
Granted. You have access, but then it takes over your mind and you're never yourself again.
I wish I had a new job that I like.
Granted. You're given a 250% increase, but unfortunately, you get mugged by a goat.
I wish all my University work was done.
Granted, only it's back to the 60's problem of Global Cooling and the Hippies return from retirement to do Hippie Things......Oh man... A GOAT???
Just my luck! I was hoping for a lama...
Granted! It's done very poorly and you fail every class. (Go back to start!)
I wish I had a way to stop global warming instantly.
Granted, but it's too late....Granted. Everyone is expected to take drugs so they will see colours everywhere.
I wish that my sister would hurry up and get out of the bathroom. I really need to go.