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Cassandra
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I can say with absolute certainty that my mammaries look nothing like grapefruits.
Oy...
I can say with absolute certainty that my mammaries look nothing like grapefruits.
Oy...
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Irrefutable evidence for Intelligent Design: Our brains look like walnuts
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ResoluteShaman
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Are they trying to prove "Intelligent Design" or promote canabalism?
Oh yeah, and that 9 months for avocados to ripen being the same as pregnancy... normal full term pregnancy is 42 weeks, closer to 10 months.
Oh yeah, and that 9 months for avocados to ripen being the same as pregnancy... normal full term pregnancy is 42 weeks, closer to 10 months.
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ResoluteShaman
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If my mamaries started looking orange or yellow, with rind, I think I would run to my GP asap!
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That and avocados take 6 - 8 months or Guatemalan types usually take 12 - 18 months. to ripen
How would you women like to have your pregnancy last 18 months
ducks & Runs
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MasterOfKrikkit
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O.O
I can say with absolute certainty that my mammaries look nothing like grapefruits.
Oy...
Finally, something to thank Creationists for:
Cassandra has just demonstrated the long-sought-after deniability claim of ID/Creationism. I call upon all women -- purely in the name of science, you understand -- to post photographic evidence of whether your mammaries look like grapefruits. I volunteer -- purely in the name of science, you understand -- to review the evidence.
(Am I about to get banned? Oh well...)
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MasterOfKrikkit
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[bible]Song of Solomon 7:7[/bible]
See! The Bible literally says that women's breasts look like clusters of grapes! If your breasts don't look like clusters of grapes, you aren't a Real True Woman!!!1!!one!
Grapes. Grapes are fruit. Grapefruit. God said it -- that settles it: breasts = grapefruit. Repent of your heresy immediately, Maneki!
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ResoluteShaman
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That and avocados take 6 - 8 months or Guatemalan types usually take 12 - 18 months. to ripen
How would you women like to have your pregnancy last 18 months
Egads, No! But then we do 'carry' them for another 18 years, don't we.
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Well, since you started this Forum with a joke, I will continue. I think mine is funnier.
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Vene
In memory of ChordatesLegacy
Because we all know that saying "oh my god" is a phrase of worship, not one that is used culturally as an expression of shock. By the way, your story is just that, a story. The video presented was made by God-fearing creationists. I guess that's the difference, we don't have to make this stuff up, you do.
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MasterOfKrikkit
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Hey, I'm just showing you What The Bible Literally Says! Obviously, your attempts to smear me as a heretic are because The Truth is telling you that you are Wrong! Time to leave those white war robots behind and Come To Jesus, MasterOfKrikkit!
Nononono! You've got literalism all wrong. You have to look at what the Bible Literally Says until it's inconvenient for your pet theology; then you claim that, of course, you have to interpret what it says (literally, though). You may even have to talk about Hebrew, even when you claim the inerrancy of a particular English translation.
Oh, and [insert random threats of hellfire here] because you don't agree with me!
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