Fortunately, Unfortunately...

marezee said:

unfortunately, they were pinnocle cards and Marezee didn't know how to play.

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Neither does Auncy LOL!!

Fortunately they found a game of monopoly in the closet!

Fortunately Marezee had a printer so we printed counterfeit money HeHeHe!!

Fortunately, the ink store had just hired a new employee and it turns out his employee had to close that night. Upon putting out the garbage this new employee put out brand new cartridges in the garbage! tntsue was able to go thru the garbage and find plenty of ink for her printer...to last her a year!

unfortunatly the ink was the wrong color for some of the jobs she had to do.

Fortunately, she was arrested for rummaging through the garbage and the ink from her fingerprinting at the police station was the right color.

fortunately for her, judge judy's husband showed up instead.

fortunately for her, court was postponed on the acount of the lawyers and witnesses couldn't get there

unfortunately

a police car pulled Judge Judy over as her limousine driver was speeding

Unfortunately the cop was put on desk duty for not issuing a ticket

Fortunately

The cop had a bum knee, and desk duty enabled him to push lots of papers

Unfortunately some of those papers got misplaced.

The cop was also an ordained minister thanks to distance learning, so he decided to quit the life under the badge and go into full time ministry as a pastor.

Unfortunately he had no perish to preach in.