It's your midlife crisis, what would YOU do?

You forgot "other--move (not necessarily to that Mexican town) and leave no forwarding address."

I'll buy a Kawasaki.
I didn't like that many people in HS to begin with so I'll skip the hooking up.
I'd rather have a foursome. It's easier to keep the bets straight on the golf course.
We have enough LDS around here - don't need no LSD.
Moody who?
Keep the chocolate.
Keep the tequila. I'd rather stick with Michelob.

Can't stomach the tequilla, unfortunately - it aggravates my ulcer. And as for the chocolate, well I could easily OD on that, if I really wanted to but do I really want to get that fat (and diabetic)?

So that just leaves all the other options.... but I can't do them because I am Catholic (plus I don't have any money).

What about having another baby?......

MichaelFJF said:

We have enough LDS around here - don't need no LSD.

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Funny.

Secularize a formerly Christian website?

We have only two for the threesome so far. They need another volunteer!

LOL!

Yeah, I was gonna point that out but thought better of it...

Change my functional Christian website, into a chaotic mess, change the Vision removing Christ, and then lie my butt of about a supposed democracy.

The Moody Blues ... blech. Couldn't follow them on tour. A concert or two, maybe. That's about it.

If they resurrected Jim Morrison and brought the Doors back together ... I'd consider it.

I had mine a few months ago, I OD'd on Chocolate

What about "have a nervous break down". I had one of those at 16. (I am SO grown up)

*...stumbles into room 3 rubbing his eyes.* Is this where we go to get tickets to the art museum?

Have a threesome ? Divorce ?

This is a Catholic forum- not a garbage pail.

Brimshack said:

*...stumbles into room 3 rubbing his eyes.* Is this where we go to get tickets to the art museum?

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Smilin rouses from his drunken slumber...(too much tequila last night, the sound of everyone riding around on their harleys' and those wild women who kept me up all night with their repeated requests for more chocolate!.....

pfffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt.....I'm too old for this hippie nonsense...

Smilin grudgingly hands Brimmy a pair of grateful dead tickets and falls back into his peaceful drunken stupor...

(my idea of a midlife crisis)....A NAP!

I chose fake death, move to Mexico. Strangely, this option seems to be in the lead.

I don't know..I'm not half way to mid life yet (or well what I consider to be mid life)...I'm gonna go with OD on Chocolate because it sounds the safest

nyj said:

The Moody Blues ... blech. Couldn't follow them on tour. A concert or two, maybe. That's about it.

If they resurrected Jim Morrison and brought the Doors back together ... I'd consider it.

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I'll go too!

Carmody said:

Have a threesome ? Divorce ?

This is a Catholic forum- not a garbage pail.

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Agreed.
I would only divorce the wives who aren't Catholic and have threesome with the girls in Catholic high schools.

Hmmm, I wonderif the Grateful Dead are into bald groupies?

PolskiKrol said:

I guess the mid-life crisis would be something I would have to expirience to understand. Cause I dont get it. Really.

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Honey, you don't get it, coz you're too young to have a mid life crisis....lol