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I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!
Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.
Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry!
They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again.
Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball. Suddenly the cat started singing 'Can't Touch This' and Larry was croaking uncontrollably! When the cat finished.He jumped on the couch and did his best Elvis Presley impression. Larry was on top of Breezy's head purring contentedly while Crucifix was busy baking cookies for Gary. He was finished his culinary endeavours when breezy choked and freaked everyone out! She could not talk or get air so she hit a pan with her fists and pulled on her husband's beard, shocking him to death! He overcame the shock, but then did the Heimlech maneuver and saved Breezy's life. Crucifix, Rachel, and 4EverBlessed, screamed with joy and then headed over to Krispy Kremes to feed their feelings with three dozen donuts, ten chocolate milks, seven chocolate covered cream filled donuts, and a pot of hot coffee before they decided to head over to Crucifix's house to see if spdnet75 had gotten any new ideas from Breezy and decided to watch a bit of tv. They didn't know that Breezy had a comical few things planned so they were surprised when the t.v. exloded and a Dalek shouted "Elevate!" And every guest in the room started running and jumping on each other, much like an out of control riot! Breezy started praying asking them all to be careful, but they heard about a concert in the next town and Crucifix wanted to teach them a lesson about penance so they ended up going down to the Main St. Mission and volunteering for the day. Things were going great until 4EverBlessed began to SING :0!!!
Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.
Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry!
They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again.
Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball. Suddenly the cat started singing 'Can't Touch This' and Larry was croaking uncontrollably! When the cat finished.He jumped on the couch and did his best Elvis Presley impression. Larry was on top of Breezy's head purring contentedly while Crucifix was busy baking cookies for Gary. He was finished his culinary endeavours when breezy choked and freaked everyone out! She could not talk or get air so she hit a pan with her fists and pulled on her husband's beard, shocking him to death! He overcame the shock, but then did the Heimlech maneuver and saved Breezy's life. Crucifix, Rachel, and 4EverBlessed, screamed with joy and then headed over to Krispy Kremes to feed their feelings with three dozen donuts, ten chocolate milks, seven chocolate covered cream filled donuts, and a pot of hot coffee before they decided to head over to Crucifix's house to see if spdnet75 had gotten any new ideas from Breezy and decided to watch a bit of tv. They didn't know that Breezy had a comical few things planned so they were surprised when the t.v. exloded and a Dalek shouted "Elevate!" And every guest in the room started running and jumping on each other, much like an out of control riot! Breezy started praying asking them all to be careful, but they heard about a concert in the next town and Crucifix wanted to teach them a lesson about penance so they ended up going down to the Main St. Mission and volunteering for the day. Things were going great until 4EverBlessed began to SING :0!!!
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