Originally posted by RufusAtticus
No, the chicken crossed the road because the cow wanted to know if it tasted like rabbit.
Originally posted by Sky77
Is that photo real?
Originally posted by HazyRigby
::sends hordes of rabbits to Rufus' house to get rid of the blasphemer::
You do realize that you have angered the Holy Rabbitical One? You do realize that soft fuzzy warmth and cuddliness will surround you forever, don't you?! DON'T YOU?!
Originally posted by Sky77
btw, I thought cows were plant-eaters!
Originally posted by npetreley
It's natural selection in action. We "select" chickens/roosters for the purpose of plucking, roasting/frying/etc and eating, so selection pressure is producing a new pre-plucked species. If you extrapolate these results to their logical conclusion, then given enough time, chickens will evolve into a Kentucky-Fried variety, complete with bucket, biscuits, and cole slaw.
Originally posted by alexgb00
Colin Powell leans over to the president and says, "See, I told you he wouldn't care about the Iraqis."
Originally posted by Sky77
Bush is the worst president in US history! He is attacking copuntries for no reason at all and he is taking away our constitunal rights with his "patriot act" and his citizen spy program. And he's a republican.
Originally posted by Sky77
Bush is the worst president in US history!