Medium Wabbits and Small Wabbits discriminated against at this forum

flaglady said:

no "where the wattlers and cottontails woam"!!!

Wemember this is a Wabbit thwead!

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Yes, Mam.... I changed it so it reads "woam" instead of...(well, you know the r....... word)

Thank you! That is much wabbit fwendlier!

You'we wong. This thwead isn't vewy wabbit fwiendly. Talkin' 'bout wabbit huntin' and wabbit stew. That ain't wabbit fwiendly at all.

I want a fwikassee.

JAS4Yeshua said:

You'we wong. This thwead isn't vewy wabbit fwiendly. Talkin' 'bout wabbit huntin' and wabbit stew. That ain't wabbit fwiendly at all.

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Wasn't supposed to be ...should I put in a mwod hwat?!!

flaglady said:

My cats like wabbit - usually boiled ....

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Don'cha twy and act all innocent, flaglady. You awe just as guilty.

dwat! I bin found out!






I wepent!

Small wabbits are a good meal for wone or two.

Medium wabbits are a good meal for wree or four.

Weal wabbits (big uns) are a good meal for wany.

MaidInHisImage said:

Aww poor wabbits. How many did you put in each cage?

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My dad put one wabbit in each cage, they still managed to weproduce. It got out of contwol and he was fed up with them, so he let them go.

This is my all time favorite cartoon - Wabbit Seasoning, with the pronoun twouble:
"Bugs: It's true, Doc; I'm a rabbit alright. Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home?
Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy: He does so have to shoot me now! [to Elmer] I demand that you shoot me now! [Elmer raises his gun. As Daffy sticks his tongue out at Bugs, he is shot. Daffy walks back over to Bugs, gunsmoke pouring out of his nostrils]
Daffy: [to Bugs] Let's run through that again.
Bugs: Okay.
Bugs: [deadpan] Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home.
Daffy:[similarly] Shoot him now, shoot him now.
Bugs: [as before] You keep outta this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.
Daffy Duck: [re-animated] Hah! That’s it! Hold it right there! [to audience] Pronoun trouble. [to Bugs] It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now", it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now" [Pause]
Daffy: [angrily] Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!! [to Elmer] So shoot me now!
[Elmer shoots Daffy again] "

Daffy never was all that bwight. Is that why wabbit stew is more popular than duck stew...more likely to make one wise?

Elmer was a vegetarian though... he only enjoyed hunting the animals... he hated the taste of meat.

Cheers,
|ZZ|

Zzub said:

Elmer was a vegetarian though... he only enjoyed hunting the animals... he hated the taste of meat.

Cheers,
|ZZ|

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That's only because he was forced to avoid meat because he could never succeed in his hunts.

JAS4Yeshua said:

That's only because he was forced to avoid meat because he could never succeed in his hunts.

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That's awesome!

In wesponse to all the wabbit meanness, I've started a petition to be nice to wabbits.


Join the Petition to Save Wabbits

I'm looking for othews who wanna join me in helping the powe little wabbits. And the medium and big ones too.

I joined - and I'm finally revealing my true CF identity!