Ted Haggard cured of the gay

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206...BADW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-
DENVER - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.

"If we're going to be proved wrong, somebody else is going to come forward, and that usually happens really quickly," he said. "We're into this thing over 90 days and it hasn't happened."

Haggard resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals last year after allegations of sexual misconduct surfaced. He was also forced out from the 14,000 New Life Church that he founded years ago in his basement after Jones alleged Haggard paid him for sex and sometimes used methamphetamine when they were together. Haggard, who is married, has publicly admitted to "sexual immorality."

Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. The e-mail said the family hasn't decided where to move but that they were considering Missouri and Iowa.

Another oversight board member, the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster, said the group recommended the move out of town and the Haggards agreed.

"This is a good place for Ted," Ware said. "It's hard to heal in Colorado Springs right now. It's like an open wound. He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed."

It was also the oversight board that strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work.


...yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Okay. That's about all I have to say to that.

What do you folks think?

That last bit about going into secular work has me snickering, by the way.
 

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Reverend Haggard is as gay as Freddy Mercury or Liberace.
He needs to appologise for his hypocracy and hate mongering.
To be fair, there's a lot of evidence that Freddie was bi.;)

Pardon me, but I do believe you mean "teh ghey." ;)

Shoot, you're right!

Maybe the mods could change that for me?:p
 
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I don't think we should underestimate the potency and fast-action of Dobson's Own "Homo-Rid" and "Gay-B-Gon" products.

It's amazing how quickly Mr. Haggard got his homosexuality out of his system. It was there, now it's gone. A very good cleansing.
 
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I don't think we should underestimate the potency and fast-action of Dobson's Own "Homo-Rid" and "Gay-B-Gon" products.
Can you see the commercial?

Richard Simmons walks on the set and sez:

"Teddy, Teddy, Teddy - how did you DO it?"

Ted: "Oh honey it was eeeeeeasy! Just one spritz of gay-b-gone and *poof* I was cured! It was

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bulous!
 
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Can you see the commercial?

Richard Simmons walks on the set and sez:

"Teddy, Teddy, Teddy - how did you DO it?"

Ted: "Oh honey it was eeeeeeasy! Just one spritz of gay-b-gone and *poof* I was cured! It was

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bulous!
LOL! :D
 
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No doubt Mr.Haggard is going to jump on the gay-cure bandwagon and try to re-forge his fallen career in that direction. He will sponsor cure programs and help to encourage other suffering gay people that yes, there is hope, that one day they might be "normal" like him. In other words, much more adept at hiding.
 
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I don't think we should underestimate the potency and fast-action of Dobson's Own "Homo-Rid" and "Gay-B-Gon" products
His website said they were colonic irrigations. Is that true?

In any case, if The Reverend Haggard does try to get his doctorate in psychology, I'm going to guess that in about 5 years he'll be leading "The Parade".
 
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I actually feel quite sorry for the guy. Or indeed anyone who has this conflict between what they feel they must believe, or how they must be, and how they actually are.
I think such a belief could only cause harm and internal disharmony, and I see it a lot in quite a few christians, over a range of issues, in the christians only sections.
But then I'm misguided enough to consider this sort of Christianity unhealthy, so what would I know.
 
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Can you see the commercial?

Richard Simmons walks on the set and sez:

"Teddy, Teddy, Teddy - how did you DO it?"

Ted: "Oh honey it was eeeeeeasy! Just one spritz of gay-b-gone and *poof* I was cured! It was

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bulous!
"poof I was cured" is right ;)
 
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