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Okay, Moses, Jesus and an old man are out golfing.
Moses steps up to the tee, takes his swing and the ball goes directly into a water hazard in front of the green. "No problem" says Moses, walks up to the hazard, spreads his arms. The water parts, Moses walks in, chips it onto the green, putts in in for three.
Now it's Jesus' turn. He tees up, takes his cut and the ball heads directly for the same water hazard. This time, the ball floats. Jesus walks out onto the water, putts it in for two.
Now comes the old man. He steps up and takes this wild haymaker of a swing. The ball slices WAY off course, onto the roof of a house. It rolls down the roof into the gutter. When it pops out the drain spout, a frog promptly grabs the ball in it's mouth. No sooner does the frog start to hop away when it's swooped up by a hawk. Just about the time the hawk is passing a nearby road, the frog opens it's mouth to yell, dropping the ball. It's falls toward the road, bounds off the windshield of a passing car, onto the green, hole in one.
Moses looks over at Jesus and says...
"That's the last time we're golfing with your dad."
Moses steps up to the tee, takes his swing and the ball goes directly into a water hazard in front of the green. "No problem" says Moses, walks up to the hazard, spreads his arms. The water parts, Moses walks in, chips it onto the green, putts in in for three.
Now it's Jesus' turn. He tees up, takes his cut and the ball heads directly for the same water hazard. This time, the ball floats. Jesus walks out onto the water, putts it in for two.
Now comes the old man. He steps up and takes this wild haymaker of a swing. The ball slices WAY off course, onto the roof of a house. It rolls down the roof into the gutter. When it pops out the drain spout, a frog promptly grabs the ball in it's mouth. No sooner does the frog start to hop away when it's swooped up by a hawk. Just about the time the hawk is passing a nearby road, the frog opens it's mouth to yell, dropping the ball. It's falls toward the road, bounds off the windshield of a passing car, onto the green, hole in one.
Moses looks over at Jesus and says...
"That's the last time we're golfing with your dad."