The Fall of Emperor Fabulous
020402JF
From the balcony outside of his castle's bedroom, Emperor Fabulous gazed with pride
across the lush, fertile valleys of his kingdom. A vast array of interconnecting
waterfalls and brooks babbled gently as the varicolored flowers took bloom under the
morning sun. A group of fairies fluttered over the edenic scene, flying in sporadic
patterns with streams of sparkling dust in their wake. The quaint chirping of a
group of birds perched near the balcony caught the ear of Lady Marvelous, and she
began to stir in her bed.
"Good morning, my love.", said Emperor Fabulous. Lady Marvelous got out of bed and
smiled warmly as she approached her lover and they embraced. "My darling, you were
so... fabulous, last night." she said with her voice reeking of blissful complacency.
"You should expect nothing less of me, my love." he replied. They stood for a moment,
still snuggled together like infants in the woolly cotton grains of infancy, and admired
the sheer beauty of the scene before them. It was then that Pathos began walking up
one of the stoney pathways towards the castle. Emperor Fabulous noticed him fist.
"What is that cursed little troll doing here again?", he snarled under his breath.
Pathos trudged his way up the stoney path to the castle of Emperor Fabulous. He
wore an old, dirty leather suit and shoes with holes in them. The sight of his poor,
wretched condition contrasted sharply with the beauty of the garden in which he walked.
Pathos cared little, however. He was quite used to being an eyesore. Some birds
chirping above his head beckoned him to look upward, and upon doing so he saw the
magnificent Lady Marvelous standing proudly on the balcony of her bedroom. The sun
reflected off of her long, beautiful hair, sending a resplendent wash of tranquillity
across the kingdom. Pathos smiled and began muttering incoherent poetic phrases to
himself as he walked toward the castle gates. Upon arriving he spoke in a haughty
voice to the guards, "Good day my dear fellows. I am here to visit with the Lady
Marvelous. Please move aside and allow me to enter." The guards sneered at him
and the more burly of the two grumbled, "The Lady does not wish to see you right
now, you miserable mendicant." Pathos shuffled his feet and moved surreptitiously
closer to the larger of the two guards. "What do you think you're doing!? Get out of
here!", the guard growled, much louder this time. Pathos stood his ground and grinned.
The guard, more visibly angry now than ever, drew his axe and took a defensive stance.
It was then that the loud crackling of the antiquated pine and steel filled the air
from behind him, as the castle doors began to creep open. There stood Lady Marvelous,
in all her beautiful splendor.
"My Lady!", said both of the guards, as they took to one knee in front of her. "Hello
my dear.", said Pathos, smiling brightly at the sight of his love. "Pathos, what on
Earth are you doing here? It is so early in the morning and you know I am very busy
these days!" Lady Marvelous tried not to use too disparaging of a tone in her voice.
She did not wish to exacerbate the ills of his already hopelessly melancholy soul.
"I'm sorry my Lady", Pathos replied, "but I just had to see you. I.. I've been wondering.
Perhaps you could join me in a stroll through the city. Th.. th.. the weather is just,
lovely nowadays, and you know the musicians in Town Square are just--" before he could
finish his thought, Lady Marvelous interrupted him, placing a sympathetic hand on his
cheek. "Pathos, you know I can't do that. I'm sorry. I have to go now... Here take
care of yourself." She pulled a few gold coins from her pocket and enclosed them
within his hand. Pathos' eyes began to tear up. "I.. I don't want your charity! I
want your love!", he cried. "Goodbye Pathos..." she answered, now feeling guilty
and sad. She turned around and ordered the guards to close the door. It was at times
like this that Lady Marvelous wished she were one of the common people. Despite how
happy she was with her current position in life, despite the grandiose honor of being
the Lady of the land, the lover of the great Emperor Fabulous, at times she wished she
could just be another woman. Just another woman, who could indulge in the everyday
pleasures of the common people. Just another woman who could laugh and cry without
being overwhelmed by servants and chambermaids, seeing to her every whim and desire.
There was a part of her that shared Pathos' love. She knew he had the heart of a poet and
the acumen of a genius. It was just that his humanity had been warped beyond recognition
by a history of poverty, heartache, and misfortune.
She went up to her bedroom and lifted a loose stone up from the floor. There
were several pieces of paper hidden underneath. They were poems that Pathos had
written for her. She had hidden them so that she could keep them in spite of Emperor
Fabulous' request that she dispose of them. She laid back, wrapping the smooth,
silken sheets of her bed around her body, and began to reread them for what must have
been the hundredth time. They were the most beautiful, eloquent words she had ever
heard in her life. It was then that she heard the familiar trod of Emperor Fabulous'
footsteps coming up the stairs. She quickly lifted the same brick from the floor and
placed the poems back in to their cache. She looked up just as Emperor Fabulous,
standing tall and proud, entered the room. "Hello my love!" she said, smiling
brightly. "My dear, the guards told me that miserable beggar had returned here again.
I'm sorry he keeps bothering you, I will see to it that it never happens again.", he
said. "My darling, you know how I pity the poor fellow.", Lady Marvelous replied, "I
do not mind him coming here for a few gold coins every now and then. Besides, you
know it is our duty to take care of our people." "Perhaps you are right", Emperor
Fabulous answered, "but I for one wish he would pack up his rags and move to another
land! He is but a blemish on the face of our otherwise perfect kingdom!" Lady Marvelous
smiled. There were times when she found her husband's haughty nature charming, and
times when she found it disturbing. Either way, she knew he was a good man at
heart. "My dear, let's not worry about it right now..." she said, approaching
him seductively. "Perhaps you are right. It is best not to dwell on such..
unfortunate things.", Emperor Fabulous replied, as he and his wife embraced in a
passionate kiss. Lady Marvelous wrapped her arms around him and moaned gently as he
moved down to kiss her neck. They then proceeded to make love for hours, and during
those few hours, and the hours that followed, Pathos was completely absent from the mind
of Lady Marvelous.
020402JF
From the balcony outside of his castle's bedroom, Emperor Fabulous gazed with pride
across the lush, fertile valleys of his kingdom. A vast array of interconnecting
waterfalls and brooks babbled gently as the varicolored flowers took bloom under the
morning sun. A group of fairies fluttered over the edenic scene, flying in sporadic
patterns with streams of sparkling dust in their wake. The quaint chirping of a
group of birds perched near the balcony caught the ear of Lady Marvelous, and she
began to stir in her bed.
"Good morning, my love.", said Emperor Fabulous. Lady Marvelous got out of bed and
smiled warmly as she approached her lover and they embraced. "My darling, you were
so... fabulous, last night." she said with her voice reeking of blissful complacency.
"You should expect nothing less of me, my love." he replied. They stood for a moment,
still snuggled together like infants in the woolly cotton grains of infancy, and admired
the sheer beauty of the scene before them. It was then that Pathos began walking up
one of the stoney pathways towards the castle. Emperor Fabulous noticed him fist.
"What is that cursed little troll doing here again?", he snarled under his breath.
Pathos trudged his way up the stoney path to the castle of Emperor Fabulous. He
wore an old, dirty leather suit and shoes with holes in them. The sight of his poor,
wretched condition contrasted sharply with the beauty of the garden in which he walked.
Pathos cared little, however. He was quite used to being an eyesore. Some birds
chirping above his head beckoned him to look upward, and upon doing so he saw the
magnificent Lady Marvelous standing proudly on the balcony of her bedroom. The sun
reflected off of her long, beautiful hair, sending a resplendent wash of tranquillity
across the kingdom. Pathos smiled and began muttering incoherent poetic phrases to
himself as he walked toward the castle gates. Upon arriving he spoke in a haughty
voice to the guards, "Good day my dear fellows. I am here to visit with the Lady
Marvelous. Please move aside and allow me to enter." The guards sneered at him
and the more burly of the two grumbled, "The Lady does not wish to see you right
now, you miserable mendicant." Pathos shuffled his feet and moved surreptitiously
closer to the larger of the two guards. "What do you think you're doing!? Get out of
here!", the guard growled, much louder this time. Pathos stood his ground and grinned.
The guard, more visibly angry now than ever, drew his axe and took a defensive stance.
It was then that the loud crackling of the antiquated pine and steel filled the air
from behind him, as the castle doors began to creep open. There stood Lady Marvelous,
in all her beautiful splendor.
"My Lady!", said both of the guards, as they took to one knee in front of her. "Hello
my dear.", said Pathos, smiling brightly at the sight of his love. "Pathos, what on
Earth are you doing here? It is so early in the morning and you know I am very busy
these days!" Lady Marvelous tried not to use too disparaging of a tone in her voice.
She did not wish to exacerbate the ills of his already hopelessly melancholy soul.
"I'm sorry my Lady", Pathos replied, "but I just had to see you. I.. I've been wondering.
Perhaps you could join me in a stroll through the city. Th.. th.. the weather is just,
lovely nowadays, and you know the musicians in Town Square are just--" before he could
finish his thought, Lady Marvelous interrupted him, placing a sympathetic hand on his
cheek. "Pathos, you know I can't do that. I'm sorry. I have to go now... Here take
care of yourself." She pulled a few gold coins from her pocket and enclosed them
within his hand. Pathos' eyes began to tear up. "I.. I don't want your charity! I
want your love!", he cried. "Goodbye Pathos..." she answered, now feeling guilty
and sad. She turned around and ordered the guards to close the door. It was at times
like this that Lady Marvelous wished she were one of the common people. Despite how
happy she was with her current position in life, despite the grandiose honor of being
the Lady of the land, the lover of the great Emperor Fabulous, at times she wished she
could just be another woman. Just another woman, who could indulge in the everyday
pleasures of the common people. Just another woman who could laugh and cry without
being overwhelmed by servants and chambermaids, seeing to her every whim and desire.
There was a part of her that shared Pathos' love. She knew he had the heart of a poet and
the acumen of a genius. It was just that his humanity had been warped beyond recognition
by a history of poverty, heartache, and misfortune.
She went up to her bedroom and lifted a loose stone up from the floor. There
were several pieces of paper hidden underneath. They were poems that Pathos had
written for her. She had hidden them so that she could keep them in spite of Emperor
Fabulous' request that she dispose of them. She laid back, wrapping the smooth,
silken sheets of her bed around her body, and began to reread them for what must have
been the hundredth time. They were the most beautiful, eloquent words she had ever
heard in her life. It was then that she heard the familiar trod of Emperor Fabulous'
footsteps coming up the stairs. She quickly lifted the same brick from the floor and
placed the poems back in to their cache. She looked up just as Emperor Fabulous,
standing tall and proud, entered the room. "Hello my love!" she said, smiling
brightly. "My dear, the guards told me that miserable beggar had returned here again.
I'm sorry he keeps bothering you, I will see to it that it never happens again.", he
said. "My darling, you know how I pity the poor fellow.", Lady Marvelous replied, "I
do not mind him coming here for a few gold coins every now and then. Besides, you
know it is our duty to take care of our people." "Perhaps you are right", Emperor
Fabulous answered, "but I for one wish he would pack up his rags and move to another
land! He is but a blemish on the face of our otherwise perfect kingdom!" Lady Marvelous
smiled. There were times when she found her husband's haughty nature charming, and
times when she found it disturbing. Either way, she knew he was a good man at
heart. "My dear, let's not worry about it right now..." she said, approaching
him seductively. "Perhaps you are right. It is best not to dwell on such..
unfortunate things.", Emperor Fabulous replied, as he and his wife embraced in a
passionate kiss. Lady Marvelous wrapped her arms around him and moaned gently as he
moved down to kiss her neck. They then proceeded to make love for hours, and during
those few hours, and the hours that followed, Pathos was completely absent from the mind
of Lady Marvelous.