In the Bible...

jesusrocksmyworld · Mar 16, 2004

Can't remember all the jokes I've heard over the years. Please post any you know, but keep it Bible-related. Three examples:

What is God's favorite sport? -- Baseball, Genesis 1:1 = In the *big inning...*

How do we know Joseph played tennis? -- He *served* in Pharaoh's *court*.

Who is the shortest man in the OT? -- Nehemiah ("knee-high miah!")

Okay...what other ones do you know?

kuntrygurl_26 · Mar 16, 2004

did you know there was a car in the bible? its says they call came in one accord

Leader of the Banned · Mar 16, 2004

What's the last thing Lot ever said to his wife?

"Anybody following us?"

Hollypop · Mar 16, 2004

oh man is that funny

Tenorvoice · Mar 16, 2004

Did you know that God had a first name?

It is Howard..........Our Father who art in heaven Howard be thy name............

KristianJ · Mar 17, 2004

From a couple of books by Bob Phillips, Christian joke book guru:

What man in the Bible had no parents? Joshua - he was the son of Nun! (Joshua 1:1)
Where in the Bible does it say that fathers should let their sons use the car? Proverbs 13:24 (KJV) : He that spareth the rod hateth his son.
Was there any money on Noah's Ark? Yes - the duck took a bill, the frog had a green back and the skunk had a scent.

That'll do.

JagSayon · Mar 17, 2004

Tenorvoice said:
Did you know that God had a first name?

It is Howard..........Our Father who art in heaven Howard be thy name............

I wonder if that statement qualified you for blasphemy...

The Bible was never meant to be a source for jokes.

Regards,
Jag

British One · Mar 17, 2004

Q) What sort of lights did Noah have on his ark?

A) Flood lights

kuntrygurl_26 · Mar 17, 2004

JagSayon said:
I wonder if that statement qualified you for blasphemy...

The Bible was never meant to be a source for jokes.

Regards,
Jag

Jag God has a sence of humor too....he created you didnt he? hehe im only jokeing plz dont get offended

jesusrocksmyworld · Mar 19, 2004

Oh yeah, forgot the "accord" one....usually said as "What car was used during NT times? Hondas -- the apostles were all "in one accord".

Keep them coming! I loved the money one!

jesusrocksmyworld · Mar 19, 2004

God's other name is Andy. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, along life's narrow way...........

kuntrygurl_26 · Mar 22, 2004

umm acctually i posted that one already

SandyLou · Mar 22, 2004

KristianJ said:
Was there any money on Noah's Ark? Yes - the duck took a bill, the frog had a green back and the skunk had a scent.

Oooo but don't forget that the deer brought her buck. . . .

---SandyLou

Tenorvoice · Mar 22, 2004

The wise men had a part time job:They were Firemen.....they came from a "far" (its a southern thing )

SandyLou · Mar 23, 2004

Tenorvoice said:
a "far" (southern thing I guess)

*giggle*

yes. it's definitely a southern thang.

--SandyLou

bgoddenia · Apr 27, 2004

NICE JOKE GUYS GOT TO LEARN SOME OF THOSE..

BETSY

Dominioner · Apr 29, 2004

Those are all great, funny stuff... Here's another I heard before:

Did you know that motorcycles are mentioned in the Bible?

"...and David's Triumph was heard throughout the land..."

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